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dry biscuits

A phrase with no room to be interpreted sexually. Used when needed to clear the mind of any sexually disturbing or inappropriate thoughts.
andrew: dead baby sex

sarah: dry biscuits
by YourUniquePseudonyHere October 17, 2008
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Limp biscuits

When a transgender woman takes estrogen, the penis can no longer get fully hard. Meaning their penis will always be limp, because of the medication they take.
Natalie is having trouble during sexual intercourse, as she's taking limp biscuits.
by Creative twat September 3, 2021
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biscuits and gravy

A bunch of guys stand in a circle with a cracker in the middle of the circle and masturbate onto the cracker. The last one to finish has to eat said cracker.
"Last night I lost at biscuits and gravy and had to eat the cracker."
by SaltyCrackers April 24, 2010
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Bumping Biscuits

A'Nyla: Nico have you heard about Jiya and Craig
Nico: No what happened
A'Nyla: they were caught bumping biscuits in the bathroom
Nico: What does bumping biscuits mean?
A'Nyla: it means they was having sex in the bathroom
by Queenoftheclownslmao December 16, 2020
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Keen as biscuits

Being so keen for something, such as a party or a gatho
Man i am so keen as biscuits for this party,

same here im keen as biscuits aswell
by Mr Keen biscuits December 3, 2010
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show you how the biscuits are made

To take someone to the bedroom, or any location really, and proceed to pleasure them in as many ways as there are to make biscuits; which is many.
"You keep talking like that and I might just take you to the local aquarium and show you how the biscuits are made!"
by Thewhaler801 August 30, 2016
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hefty biscuits and gravy

To defecate on a girl's chest, dip your balls in it, and try to get clumps of shit accumulated on your balls so they resemble biscuits and gravy, then of course all thats left to do is feed it to your lady. (optional)- you may want to share a gentle kiss with her afterward and fish out the poop shards from her teeth with your tongue.
--- XoXo have fun.
Derek gave Tina some hefty biscuits and gravy last night when they were drunk.
by Derek P. May 8, 2008
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