Utilizing the backs of both hands simultaneously to masturbate while suffering from eczema at any of those locations
Evan masturbates with the backs of his hands, he called it "beating the awkward turtle", but quickly came to realize the eczema on the backs of his hands resulted in the maneuver being something closer to "bumpin the toad"
by Pitt 3rd floor June 7, 2009
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Guy 2-"Good thing her and Alishia don't start bumpin pies, could end up being a cheese danish."
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Time to quit working together. When two people are doing the same task and are starting to get in each other's way.
by webmayin April 29, 2013
Get the bumping shovels mug.Is where you order a taxi and when it comes and then takes you to where ever you are going instead of paying the driver you get out and run . Usually you stop just before your destination so they dont see what house or building you go into
by Maddog1230 January 22, 2014
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"Did you hear that Ellen Page came out as a lesbian?'
"Yeah, I sort of always figured she'd be into bumping mollusc."
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Get the bumping onions mug.The exact opposite of bumping uglies. If two ugly people are bumping in the other this two attractive mf-ers having sex in an intense fashion.
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