bammer pussy

fuckin anti-dank vageeene

all bad, bopper status

STAY AWAY FROM THAT BITCH

Originated in Hayward CA in 2008

"So why did you break up with ari?"
-"fuck that bitch"
"No but forrill tho, why?"
-"that bitch had a bammer pussy ...fuckin nasty, it was like trying to have sex with the garbage lol..."

by Cutty Garyyyy May 25, 2008

Bammer

A word used to describe a member of the opposite sex who is worse than ugly.

Man look at that bitch she is Bammer, I wouldnt fuck her with a rented dick.

by Tizzle Mizzle March 26, 2009

bammer

noun. A person that does the damn thing. (No reference to Alabama fans)
The antithesis of a jokester, joke artist, or other residents of Jokester City.

I'm a fuckin bammer, son.
Sam told those hoes whats up, he's a fuckin bammer, son.

by JMAC1 April 10, 2006

Bammer Weed

The worst shit u can buy in the SSE as the locals say.-. Don’t gimme no bammer weed, we don’t smoke that shit in the sse. some say it’s like

microwaved popcorn.. with no butter

Ah shit man u bought that bammer weed, u know we don’t smoke that shit here

by OnThatSFshit February 23, 2020

bummer

a blow job from a homeless person

(502): Dude, just got a bummer.
(1-502): What??
(502): A blow job from a homeless chick.

by diffferentia May 6, 2009

bummertown

(N)when everything is totes stoops in charge you basically buy a one way ticket here

(V)frowning all the time and being lame

let's be serious -- Christine has been bummertowning around even though she knocked me out at recess

by totes rad in charge August 20, 2008

Bummers Penis

A term used for when a males penis becomes slightly bent upwards due to excessive bumming. Almost resembling a banana.

Guy 1: Wow that's a mighty case of bummers penis you have there.

Guy 2: Yeah I bum like twice a day.

by Fury556 September 29, 2009