Tramp Bike

A modified bike, which would enable usage of it on a trampoline. Achieved by removing the wheels and attaching polystyrene and layers upon layers of maskintape.

Bob: Check my skillz on this tramp bike crew!
Everyone: Holy crap Bob your so hardcore!
Mariah Carey: How would you like me to perform sexual intercourse with you Bob?
Bob: Nah its k.

by Not Bob(wink wink) October 16, 2008

Mike the Bike

A chick with a lisp who’s the town bike. Mike being a reference to “Mike Tyson” who has a lisp.

Franklin :My foreskin hurts

Ahmed: What happened bro?
Franklin: Mike the Bike gave me a blow job
Ahmed : Damn . Never get a BJ from a chick with a lisp.

by Meesofat June 1, 2020

pony a bike

When a person is on a bike and one hand is steering that bike and the other hand is steering another bike that they just stole.

Look at that guy pony a bike. He just stole it from that bike rack.

by JoeyBomm August 16, 2020

Ass bike

When the pointy part of a bicycle goes inside the anus

"Did you hear what happened to joey last week?"
"No, what happened?"
"Poor guy got ass biked in the middle of the park"

by Geckopussy October 7, 2017

Bar Bike

Someone, usually female, who has indiscriminate sex with patrons of a particular bar and everyone knows about it, hence, everyone and anyone can ride it. Usually motivated by low self-esteem, pathological need for validation and/or inability to maintain composure when drinking.

That Mary chick is the bar bike. She's slept with every guy in here.

by TheDannyLovesSauce June 4, 2017

full bike

Making no sense and acting a fool from lack of sex. Every answer to every question is ok, nahh or yup. So full of cum that he can't get a full sentence out.

Dick was so busy working all the time and had no time for me and my pussy that he went full bike on me. Nothing he said made any sense.

by Melmax June 9, 2017

Slug Bike

A spin on the classic game of "slug bug" where you punch another occupant of the vehicle you are in any time you see a motorcycle. There are few VW Beatles on the road anymore so the game of slug bug is effectively dead. Learning to look for motorcycles had the added benefit of saving lives.

House rules include double punch for spotting a bike you own.

Another name for this game is punch bike.

"Look twice, save a life." Have fun and bruise your friends while you are at it.

Slug bike! WHAM! Oh, it's a KLR650. Have another. WHAM!

by NotThatBruno June 14, 2016