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Bike Nonce 

A man who rides his bike with a camera and either records kids or grasses on people to the old bill.
Jeremy Vines a bike nonce
Bike Nonce by JezzaVee March 24, 2024
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Bike Nonce 

A man who rides a bike with a camera on his helmet, and either record kids or record people and phones the old bill on them.
Hey did you see Jeremy Vine’s a bike nonce
Bike Nonce by JezzaVee March 24, 2024

Bike Nonce 

A man who rides a bike with a camera on his helmet, and either record kids or record people and phones the old bill on them.
Hey did you see Jeremy Vine’s a bike nonce
Bike Nonce by JezzaVee March 24, 2024

Bike gross 

It’s when you egg and spray liquid fart on someone’s bike
I’m going to bike gross this idiot who owes me 50 bucks

Dude I bike grossed this nerd last night

Bike Douche 

A Bike Douche is the bicycle rider that wears the Tour de France onesie with sponsor logos and spends untold amounts of money on his bike. The Bike Douche will typically ride directly in the car traffic lane and not yield to any car. Bike Douches will be totally oblivious to the traffic jam they are causing and the danger they are placing themselves in. They sometimes will run in large Bike Douche packs with many rides in a douche road blocking formation taunting motorist to try and get around them. If provoke the Bike Douche pack may retaliate by surrounding your car and pounding their fists on your car.
I was late to work today because I was stuck behind a Bike Douche blocking the road.
Bike Douche by Theshoe8475 July 30, 2024

Bike Packing 

1. A form of self-supported adventure cycling where a person travels long distances by bike while carrying gear (usually in frame bags or backpacks), camping overnight in the wilderness. Think backpacking, but on two wheels.

2. (increasingly misused) When someone bikes to an Airbnb with a backpack and calls it “roughing it,” despite access to WiFi, wine, and a hot tub.
Annalise said she was bike packing on the island, but I’m pretty sure her biggest hardship was forgetting the Netflix password at her lakeside Airbnb.
Bike Packing by CaptainJJ July 7, 2025