by guyberryman#1fan October 9, 2008
Get the Guy Berryman mug.1. A combination between "bear" and "very." Used to describe something that has very bear qualities.
2. An adjective to describe a large masculine gay man.
2. An adjective to describe a large masculine gay man.
Ex 1) Me: "My Nala bear is such a good little bear"
Friend: "She's a beary good Fair Care Bear"
Ex 2) Me: "Look at that dude with the beard over there."
Friend: "Bro, he fucked my ass so hard the other night. I was just minding my own business, taking a piss in the bathroom at Danos off of 309, and this guy barges in, slams me face first on the ground and knocks out 3 of my teeth. When I wake up my whole is covered in fresh smeared shit. There's blood everywhere. I'm all confused and then I realize my pants are down and I'm getting railed out by this guy! He must've had at least a 11" cock because I could feel it thrusting against my diaphragm. His fucking dick is controlling my breathing. His grunts start getting louder. He grabs the back of my head and forces himself inside my mouth. It's a flash flood of hot cum pouring down my throat. I gag and can't breathe. Cum starts pouring out of my nose. There's tears streaming down my face. He pulls his dick out and instantly starts spraying piss all over me, like he's washing away the now pink fluid that's dripping from my mouth from all the blood and cum. Right before he delivers a hard elbow to my temple I cum the most I've ever cum in my life. I literally just woke up an hour ago with crusty cum all over my genitals.
Me: ?!
Friend: It was the best night of my life. He's beary.
Friend: "She's a beary good Fair Care Bear"
Ex 2) Me: "Look at that dude with the beard over there."
Friend: "Bro, he fucked my ass so hard the other night. I was just minding my own business, taking a piss in the bathroom at Danos off of 309, and this guy barges in, slams me face first on the ground and knocks out 3 of my teeth. When I wake up my whole is covered in fresh smeared shit. There's blood everywhere. I'm all confused and then I realize my pants are down and I'm getting railed out by this guy! He must've had at least a 11" cock because I could feel it thrusting against my diaphragm. His fucking dick is controlling my breathing. His grunts start getting louder. He grabs the back of my head and forces himself inside my mouth. It's a flash flood of hot cum pouring down my throat. I gag and can't breathe. Cum starts pouring out of my nose. There's tears streaming down my face. He pulls his dick out and instantly starts spraying piss all over me, like he's washing away the now pink fluid that's dripping from my mouth from all the blood and cum. Right before he delivers a hard elbow to my temple I cum the most I've ever cum in my life. I literally just woke up an hour ago with crusty cum all over my genitals.
Me: ?!
Friend: It was the best night of my life. He's beary.
by Buck Dickgraber February 1, 2019
Get the Beary mug.by Dante ListerMAAN October 28, 2007
Get the blunt berry mug.The Chuck Berry Trap Door Trout is the epitome of the illegal scat porn industry. For all who are unaware, Chuck Berry is known for his recording prowess, and this is an extension of his renown work. Essentially, the Chuck Berry Trap Door Trout is the illegal recording of the female specimen on the toilet, only a trap door has been installed above the stalls. Behind the trap door lies a steamy unit of human fecal matter (stool) that closely resembles the size of a trout. Chuck Berry watches the recording from afar and releases the trap door letting the trout fall upon the female therefore creating an instant scat porn classic.
dude, I heard she got a Chuck Berry Trap Door trout... at Wangs!
...No wonder restrooms are for customers only...
...No wonder restrooms are for customers only...
by Slychub May 6, 2011
Get the Chuck Berry Trap Door Trout mug.by louis miles December 26, 2005
Get the bevy mug.by Amelia April 25, 2003
Get the dangle berry mug.by muyinteligente October 31, 2009
Get the dingle berry mug.