Benny

A guy known to have a very small penis.. with no pubic hair.

Linda: Hey! did you see that guys penis?
Hayley: YES! it was such a Benny!

by haybayl October 28, 2011

Eggs benny

you eat eggs benedict then you fuck a girl doggy style and before you cum you puke the eggs benedict on her back and blow your load on it for the hollandaise sauce

I Gave April the eggs benny last night

by kombucha20 January 17, 2009

Benny

Slang for a blow job. Primarily used by guys from Southern Alberta and at the University of Alberta.

Hey man how was the date last night?

Great! After dinner we went back to her place for a Benny.

by T2thaM420 February 15, 2014

Benny

A benny refers to a drink made by breaking a Benzedrine inhaler and removing the metallic strip inside which contains amphetamine. This is then dropped into a cup of very hot coffee or tea and after steeping for a few minutes is chilled and then drunk quickly. Produces the obvious effect of amphetamine but due to the high dose and the added caffeine the effects are truly more like a methamphetamine cocktail. Was very popular in the 70's but in the early to mid 80's cocaine and then crystal meth became the more popular drug in this general "genre/class" of drugs.

P1: Dude what the hell is wrong with you? I thought you said you quit doing meth. P2: I know man I did quit but. I drank 2 bennys this morning. P1: You cretin bastard. Why would even do such a old ass drug like that? P2: **Falls over in a seizure** P1: I'm not gonna help you. Dumb ass shouldn't have drank two of them. P2:*Slurred mumble** Fffffukkkkk yayayaewwew bbbbitttch... *heart attack* P1 *falls on top of P2 laughing**

by saharadryhumor January 9, 2015

Benny Lava

The act of pooping on one's knee. Related to: Hot Carl, Cleveland Steamer

Woman - "May he poop on my knee?"
Man - "I dunno about him, but I myself would LOVE to give you a Benny Lava"

by PeaveyBuF July 25, 2010

Bennyvend

A person whom manages a poor chain of obviously substandard vending machines that are so out of date that they don't know what a sterling £2 coin is. Also this person wont have many friends and is most probably a virgin whom enjoys watching couples involved in acts of love which should only be seen by the lord god himself

I tried to put a 2 pound coin in a bennyvend machine but all it did was sound a really annoying alarm

by master bruce June 5, 2004

Benny

The sequential act of snorting a line of salt, drinking a shot of tequila, and squeezing the juice of a lime wedge into one's eyes (usually performed as an icebreaker or to draw attention to oneself at a party).

Joe, if you do a Benny in front of those girls over there I'll buy you a 40 ounce.

by Jack Percy August 2, 2007