Chelsea Nichole Bernd

The most beautiful, loving, caring, and amazing woman in the world.

You are a Chelsea Nichole Bernd.

by r00stre67 March 1, 2021

Berny

The best of all of the male human species. Works tirelessly and plays hard. Would move Heaven and Hell to ensure his family is safe and feels loved. Berny's are amazingly handsome and gentle lovers. They are quick to learn how to parent and are kind to animals. Every man should aspire to be a Berny.

The most amazing man on the planet Earth wears the name Berny.

by WordWizardRYM December 19, 2016

Berniceism

A religion based upon Bernice. To become a berniceist you must pray to the one true god Bernice. You must relinquish all bodily desires and give it up to Bernice. Once a month you must strip naked and howl at the full moon while yelling I’m an animal.

Berniceism, in ancient literature a Bernice is depicted as a monkey wearing the skin of a 16 year old, others say she’s like a gremlin that barely comes out of her cave. But all in all people conclude “she looks like every other bitch.”

by Bernicefollower May 1, 2021

fake Bernie supporter

Morons who claimed to support Bernie sanders during the primary but instead voted for Drumpf rather than the Democratic candidate in 2016. These people are habitually stupid. As they are easily swayed by fake news, Russian bots & trolls.
Seriously, real liberals and the Democratic Party don't want or need your help in 2018 or afterward. You don't get to express regret or gain pity after doing something that makes others suffer. Stay home or jump off a bridge pox.

"But her emails! Status Quo! Obama's a socialist/communist!" - complains the fake Bernie supporter. After Drumpf and the GOP takes away their Medicare, Social Security, welfare and trailer/one person apartment/parent’s basement away.

by Burn Mar-a-Lago May 13, 2017

San Bernardino

A city in southern California bereft of fun. The best thing to do there is to pack up and get the fuck out. It smells like urban decay and broken dreams. It also smells like raw sewage for some reason, though after careful investigation you won't find any processing plant. More likely it's the high concentration of ghetto-ass people.

Only notable for being the origin of the McDonalds franchise in 1940. Nothing significant has happened since. Not that it matters, because most of the inhabitants here are so ignorant and shallow that it wouldn't matter if the most important human discovery had taken place here; no one would care. Give them American Idol and Twilight and they are perfectly happy to ignore anything else.

In Soviet Russia, San Bernardino lives in you.

by WickedLife7 May 11, 2011

san bernardino

is a city where you would literally get your ass ate by a tweaker its bad bro foos be tweaking it and the whole city be smelling like ass cheeks

hey fred did you go to that bootleg wanna be mall on waterman san bernardino ?

fred: yeah john its literally gay it smelled like shit

by anonymous December 28, 2020

Bernice

Means ''bringer of victory''
a creative person,and mostly a pushover.
pretty with small imperfections.childish and cheerful.a daydreamer.kind and caring.
possibility of being a bookworm.

fren:hey bernice!
bernice:hey wads up???
fren:treat me to a drink!
bernice:ok lets go to the bar....!

next day~
fren:yo bernice!!omg,ytd i went to the bar n tis hawt guy asked 4 my no.!!!!

by hopstepjump August 11, 2009