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Beef Ramen

You and your partner are in the bathtub together; One person has diarrhea in the water and the other performs fellatio while drinking the water.
Hey dad, I’m hungry! Why don’t you eat a beef ramen. I can’t! You and mom had the last one.
by Mrcraycray July 10, 2019
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Berta beef

A product from the fine ranchers in Alberta. Known to be better than both Japanese and Australian wagyu. Ideal cooking method is hotly contested.
Joint Boy: You better believe its Berta beef.
by darkwebz August 9, 2019
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brown the beef

"I got Angie drunk and she let me brown the beef last night"
by Mr Shitstone August 21, 2011
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internet beef

internet beef is where one starts a fight online over the internet which cause's people to throw back stuipid comments at eachother knowing that they are small and can't fight for shit.
internet beef on face book

" OMG nick took me to the cinema what a boy! "
Jacky " haha he is a boner "

ray " fuck you Jacky i can smash your face in "
jacky not before i will smash your's in cunt "

ray " meet me at the park 1:00 pm a fight cunt "

the next day the fight dose not happen
by hamelt November 27, 2013
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beef broganoff

The food of the bro.

One of these titles is required to consume or even glance upon beef broganoff:

Brogan
Broseph
Broohah

Other infidels are not worthy of the savory taste of beef broganoff.
Bro's mom: Hi honey
Brogan: Can we have my boy over for some chow?
Bro's mom: As long as it's not that friend you call "broohah", because we ran out of beef broganoff last night.

Brogan: seriously wtf. im hittin Broseph's place tonight
by Rogaine (Joegus) February 20, 2011
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Cookin a beef

The act of grilling a hamburger. Or, the act of defecation.
You: What's up?
Me: Cookin a beef.
You: Oh, you're grilling a burger, huh?

You: What's up?
Me: Cookin a beef.
You: Oh, you're taking a shit, huh?
by MetalSlugx October 16, 2011
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invisible beef

Invisible beef is when someone or a group of people privately claim to dislike you for reasons unknown. It's when that person goes around talking negatively about you behind your back, informing everyone except you that there is a "problem". when a bitter childish person likes to make bad choices and then point their fingers in blame because you never attended their pityy part.
a hater with an invisible beef
by Levi Royce January 4, 2014
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