bed toke

the smoking of marijuana before bed. usually when one cant get to sleep.

paul: i'm about to pass out. i just had my bed toke.

by errrkaface January 17, 2011

Bed ass

When you wake up in the morning and your so tired and lazy that your ass doesn't want to leave the bed.

My alarm went off, but when I woke up I had such a bed ass. I just didn't want to get up.

by PlayDoh Masta January 2, 2010

bed squirrel

A female who is both hot and skittish- especially skittish in the sack.

I had to chase that bed squirrel all night long in order to lay the pipe.

Dayam, look at that bed squirrel. I bet she could crack a nut with her mouth!

by dirky digglor December 19, 2010

bed bath and beyond done

A phrase that plays on the store name Bed Bath & Beyond - used when you are completely tired, over and most importantly, DONE with someone/something.

Person A: Guess what? I told person C that you like them by accident, I'm so sorry.
Person B: I am bed bath and beyond done with you right now.

by BedBathAndBeyondDone September 14, 2013

in bed

Sharing intelligence, typically used by intelligence agencies.

The FBI was in bed with the NSA.

by g2ul October 11, 2020

sofa cum bed

More commonly known as a pull out couch a sofa cum bed is a big pullout couch used for sex

“My girl and I had the best sex ever on our sofa cum bed, she squirted so hard”

by High heel Chris stomper November 27, 2021

i'm off to bed

It's used when you want to say it's your bedtime, that you are going to sleep now.

WOW! It's half past three! I gotta work tomorrow. I'm off to bed now, you guys!

by We are Speakers July 2, 2017