Bearded Carl

A previously shaved or waxed vagina that is now unkept and neglected.

Brian: Hey, Kristen, remember that one Vivendi party where you got drunk and showed everyone your Carl?

Kristen: If I was getting more sex, I probably would have done something about my 5 o'clock Carl. But the Ducks haven't lost a game yet so I am growing out my bearded Carl in hopes they'll win the Stanley Cup!

by Harold Clampet November 14, 2010

bearded marby

A shot containing equal parts of Southern Comfort, Tanqueray, and Hennesy.

Can also be serves as a cocktail on the rocks with all the above ingredients and splashes of Red Bull and Arnold Palmer.

The bearded marby is designed to put hair on your chest, and of course your face.

Hey man it's pretty cold in this bar. Get me a bearded marby so I can warm up

by Shikey Tues November 23, 2010

wandering beard

Where pubic hair pases over the gooch and connects with the anal hair to form one united hair region.

I was going to go down on this girl but she had a wandering beard and I'd already flossed today so didn't fancy it.

by Bwooly1001 March 17, 2016

Bearded Button

An extremely hairy bunghole/anal sphincter. Marked by bushy, coarse hair around the o-ring.

I was hitting her good from behind when I looked down and saw her bearded button.

She wanted me to eat her ass but there was no way I was digging my nose and tongue up in that bearded button without a little landscaping first.

by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019

bearded screwdriver

A alcoholic beverage made of a combination of orange juice and apple flavored whiskey.

man, I drank nothing but bearded screwdrivers last night

by ddunn June 13, 2018

Honey beard

After performing cunnylingus on a woman you're face is wet and sticky from her vaginal juices

This girl got so wet when I was eating her out she wanted to kiss her but I had honey beard

by Ckelso24 June 13, 2016

Beer Beard

The required unkept facial hair required for guys to have in order to work in a brewery, micro brewery, or to be a beer "aficionado". Can easily be confused with hipsters or some unemployed slob. Although, one comes to find out that some of them are actually hipsters.

I was rejected entrance into the local micro brewery because I was clean shaven. More importantly, I didn't have the mandatory beer beard. You can't try to do something crazy like being and making choices yourself these days.

Beer Beard {hipster follower slob craft dumb

by Furiosa the Accursed June 5, 2016