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Barton Mills

A small villiage in Suffolk, England. Barton Mills is a really boring place, there is nothing there. Not even a post office. Its full of old people and new familes. Its dull dull dull.
Person One - I live in Barton Mills

Person Two - Ooo, unlucky mate.
by WhattaGleeek December 27, 2010
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Barstooling

Barstooling is when three men or more penetrate a woman at the same time anal,vaginal, and oral. Occasionally multiple peni in the same orifice,When performing this act the individuals resemble a barstool i.e. The peni are the legs and the woman is the seat.
My homies and me picked up this skank and proceeded to barstool that trick. My crew an me ended up barstooling that ho at the motel.
by Mr. Bigg574 August 19, 2013
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barton cock

A penis that ranges from 19-30 inches when soft. Usually belonging to a guy named Simon.
"Is that guy doing pole vault?" , "Nah, he's just got a Barton Cock"
by Jill Summers January 20, 2016
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bartho

Don't mess with the Bartho family, they're extremely powerful.
by JABRBEBA September 28, 2017
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Cletus Bartholomew

Cletus Bartholomew is one of the many Cletus variants. He is second best below Cletus Kasady. He is thoughtful and diligent and loves being goofy. If you go outside on a full moon at 3:33 am and shout “Cletus” he will appear floating down from the sky and will land in front of you. He grants you one wish before dancing away, bare foot. He is one of the more kind Cletus’ and will always look out for you.
by CletusAndrewWolseyPJ January 19, 2022
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bartolo

this word usually comes from mexico.
it means Dumfuck
you are such a bartolo
by juan jose ayala October 6, 2008
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Barton

(1) That guy in the meeting that try's to hork the conversation to start addressing his own issues, and not the issues being discussed in the meeting in the first place.

(2) That guy you don't want to name your newborn kid after!

(3) "Don't look the Barton in the eye, don't feed the Barton, don't entice the Barton with gifts..."
(1) /Mgr 1 to Mgr 2/ So the SLA report shows that the data center seemed to be operating within specifications, except for that one thing.
/Mgr 2 to Mgr 1/ That was accepted by the tea....

/the Barton/ Well that doesn't answer why *his problem* is still out there? Why haven't we worked on *his problem*?

(2) /random email/ Hey, it's a boy!

/reply to random email/ Congrats! Name him Barton!
/multi-replies to random email/ No way man! Don't look the Barton in the eye!
by jarDawg1989 November 10, 2011
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