either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning, there's no point in arguing with you because you adamantly believe in a scientific fallacy- something that has been scientifically/socially proven to be false

father: son, your bloody report card is here.

son: oh, if my report card has rotten eggs in it, I won't even bother looking at it.

father: in that case, lol, I take away your allowance. Now, kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die.

son: I guess either you eat bacon, or you are wrong.

by Sexydimma May 27, 2015

backorder

when you hear that this item has to be backordered, it means you're fucked. often it's a smaller piece infrequently needed for a larger thing, but will be critical for your needs. is not being massively shipped to every convenient location near you, may have fallen out of favor over time. comes from like one place far away, and often takes it's sweet time to travel, because the company seems to not care to expedite it. it's like they don't really care about selling it anymore.

we'll have to backorder those cables/batteries/broken antenna piece /whatever. anything proprietary and rare.

by i a January 9, 2008

Bacon Strips

A smoked pork smallgood that has the capacity to scare muslims, destroy the world and give everyone heart disease.
Pioneered by a YouTube channel under the alias of EpicMealTime as a recurring motif.

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by Chewyyyyyyyyyyy June 30, 2011

bacon

this is the tasty treat that comes from the loveable animal the pig. bacon is good for everybody. it helps you store fat for the winter and is full of protein.

Zach loves bacon, eat zach, eat!

by ZachiZZo November 29, 2003

milk the bacon

to masturbate and/or ejaculate

Dudebro 1: I'm really horny. I'm gonna go milk the bacon.

Dudebro 2: Just make sure you don't get your bacon bits all over my floor.

by Yu Wong March 15, 2008

bacoc

Verb To fail at spelling basic words; despite having over five days to come up with the correct spelling.

Despite his years of higher education, Dohman bacocs on a regular basis.

by Joe Steinbring February 6, 2009

Bacon Neck

When a person's collar on their shirt ripples simulating the shape of cooked bacon.

Hey, see that guy two rows next to us? He has bacon neck.

by Dennys Menu May 29, 2010