blind lesbian in a fishmongers

to sweat profusely. See also "jew in a bank"

And so on the seventh day the Lord rested. All the hard work He had done had left Him sweating like a blind lesbian in a fishmongers - Genesis somewhere( The Bible)

by mad dog February 25, 2004

blind meat

An uncircumcised penis, when it's uncut, it can't see, hence it's blind meat!

Uncut guy: "Check out my blind meat dude"
Uncut guy's friend: "Gross, put that away dude"

by Sores April 6, 2009

blind eel

this is a referance used for a poo. other names include turn, log etc

I have just been and left a blind eel at my mates house and it stunk, god help anyone in their house!Careful its still bobbing!

by Richard Makey November 23, 2007

blind fate

To put everything into something you have to except knowing there is a possibility it may not exist, ever come true or have real meaning but it helps.

Blind fate

You have to feel your void spaces for the unknown.

For example -Jesus we put blind faith that he is real and so on and so forth

Opposite side- if you don't put faith in him your faith is usually in things like money, love, ext which already have there own spaces there for you become over whelmed when it comes to those things.

Solution- find what you want and put all your focus on that and remember you already have room in your life for everything else. Fate is how the blessing comes in you have to believe in your heart Jesus died for you sins, it's called example "you can't see oxygen but you believe you can breath"

by Tropboylondon November 28, 2013

blind chewbacca

fucking a girl in the dark doggy style with a chewbacca mask on and right before ejaculuation you moan like a chewbacca

my gf has a starwars fetish and wanted to do a blind chewbacca

by Starwars Man August 29, 2010

Blind Tindering

Closing your eyes and swiping left and right while on Tinder and hoping for the best.

Person one: woah! I don't remember right swiping that person!

Person two: Damn, you must have been blind tindering again.

by Delillah Jayde September 6, 2014

blind date

Where you get really drunk or blind, meet someone and agree to go on a date but when you are sober you can't really remember what they look like, who they are or any details about the meeting except that you met them. Sometimes even friends have to tell you these details.

They call and you agree to go on a date anyway and awkwardly look around looking for someone slightly recognisable and spend the time trying to obtain any small details to piece together the night you met.

That guy from the party called, I think he was alright. We are going on a blind date

by mei_mei January 17, 2011