by Dragonnn699 May 6, 2020
Get the blind chariotmug. 1. Being so fat that your own body fat has the ability of overlapping your eyes causing temporary blindness. Aslo, 2. Being blind to actions that are stereotypically the actions of an obese person.
Ordering a triple burger combo with cheese, super sized, but you want to make sure that the coke is half diet because you're watching your figure. Your Fat Blindness has caused you to overlook the fact that you're stuffing your face like a fat fool.
by Arizona Ratfink August 18, 2011
Get the Fat Blindnessmug. a.k.a 'The Bleend Daawg'
'The Blind Dawg' was the freakish love child of the two great gaming personas 'The Blind Man' and 'The Dawg'. When these two gamertags became one, the result was epic pwnage beyond belief, the likes of which xbox live users had never seen before. A master of the online gaming world. When encountered, 'The Blind Dawg' will without fail inflict nothing but pure pwnage upon all n00bs, hax0rs, and anyone who has ever used the word 'LOL' in a real life situation.
'The Blind Dawg' was the freakish love child of the two great gaming personas 'The Blind Man' and 'The Dawg'. When these two gamertags became one, the result was epic pwnage beyond belief, the likes of which xbox live users had never seen before. A master of the online gaming world. When encountered, 'The Blind Dawg' will without fail inflict nothing but pure pwnage upon all n00bs, hax0rs, and anyone who has ever used the word 'LOL' in a real life situation.
during Halo 3 online..
level 50 player: dude i just played the blind dawg on team snipes!
gamers friend: how did you do??
SCOREBOARD:
The Blind Dawg...50
everyone else.......0
level 50 player: dude i just played the blind dawg on team snipes!
gamers friend: how did you do??
SCOREBOARD:
The Blind Dawg...50
everyone else.......0
by alphage July 12, 2009
Get the The Blind Dawgmug. A citation to some authority where it is clear the author has either not read, or fails to comprehend on a basic level, the cited authority.
Jeff regularly cites to articles that directly contradict his premise. One could say his blind cite is 20/20.
by Sassafrass Grove November 8, 2017
Get the blind citemug. a person who has gained some advantage by pure luck; usually used in a negative manner; commonly used in the phrase "Even a blind squirrel finds an acorn every once in a while"
by retsehcmai January 21, 2009
Get the blind squirrelmug. by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
Get the blind mulletmug. I asked the pastor about love and he told me to leave it to God. To not feel alone, that being alone was better than living in a fantasy.
I asked an artist about love at first sight, he said it was a mistake. That it's the stuff of novels. Without love in life, one must be more realistic.
I asked a gentleman about love and he told me that to ignore it would be best. That I was young and that money should be most important than a thousand loves.
I asked an elderly in a very remote place about love and passion. He told me that life was like a double edged glass, it cuts and hangs by a string.
I asked my father about love and innocence, about faith and patience and you know what he said, "Son it's always better to ignore the heart and listen to your conscience."
I asked my mother about the love that I had; she said it was my imagination. That if I did not believe her, in time I would see that she is right.
And now that I don't have you, I think of all the time lost that I spent on you, because by loving you blindly I didn't listen and I threw myself into a void of love. Everyone warned me that some flowers out there have thorns.
I asked an artist about love at first sight, he said it was a mistake. That it's the stuff of novels. Without love in life, one must be more realistic.
I asked a gentleman about love and he told me that to ignore it would be best. That I was young and that money should be most important than a thousand loves.
I asked an elderly in a very remote place about love and passion. He told me that life was like a double edged glass, it cuts and hangs by a string.
I asked my father about love and innocence, about faith and patience and you know what he said, "Son it's always better to ignore the heart and listen to your conscience."
I asked my mother about the love that I had; she said it was my imagination. That if I did not believe her, in time I would see that she is right.
And now that I don't have you, I think of all the time lost that I spent on you, because by loving you blindly I didn't listen and I threw myself into a void of love. Everyone warned me that some flowers out there have thorns.
by Mr Chicago September 14, 2009
Get the blinded by lovemug.