autistic monkey

the official species of the legend named aman

you’re a whole autistic monkey

by yeaididthat December 7, 2019

mad autistic vibes

when a festival-head has ingested a large amount of a psychoactive substance that leads them to lose all linear train of thought and turns them into an absoloute-fuck-hole during sets as well as around the festival grounds. you do not want to be around these types of people, since mad autistic vibes are a highly contagious airborne pathogen that infects those that are within in a 5m radius

Brandon: "Bro where is Diplo!? Dude, we NEED YOU, FIRE UP!! I think we might have to grab another beer boys"

Jason: "Damn bro, we might have to".

Chad: "Hommiiieeeeeee, fire B, fire"

Jack: "FFFUUUUAAAAAA!!!!!"

Bystander: "Wow, they have signs of mad autistic vibes. I wasn't ready for this"

Brandon: "No one is"

by Jourtson October 16, 2018

autist

a person who is acting sus and makes you uncomfortable.

he always moans in class. he is such an autist.

by niggalodeonwithoutlodeon April 22, 2022

Autistic

Autism Or ASD is a disorder idc how it happens but lemme tell you how cool this is!! Dude I can fit SOOOOO much info in my brain I’m so good at spelling!!! I can also tell you the fnaf lore , the X-men lore, the quicksilver lore, the science behind why people are attracted to serial killers, random things I read when I was 6, and so much more!!!! People may think we’re stupid because we’re awkward but that’s a common misconception we just need a little more help sometimes! We’re actually smarter than the average neurotypical or ‘normal’ person. From your local autistic citizen

Autistic person:hello
Neurotypical person:why aren’t you making eye contact?
Autistic person:oh it’s because I have autism .

Neurotypical person:oh so you’re a retard and stupid
Autistic person:well no actually I-
Neurotypical person:BLAH BLAH BLAH RETARD
Autistic person:???

by Gay_simps4peters February 18, 2023

Autisticated

Used as in insult to describe someone’s actions as being abnormal

Man-“what’s going on with John?”
Man2-“no clue, he’s abit autisticated today.”

by Yofku October 17, 2023

Autistic retard

Segmentation fault (that smart guy)

You really are a fucking autistic retard

by I hammered your dad 12 times December 11, 2024

Goth Emo Autistic Femboy

The hottest motherfuckas on this planet.

I want a goth emo autistic femboy boyfriend.

by Anti-Garmadon August 18, 2025