Asshole

Your butt hole. Were your shit comes out.

"I got hair on my asshole!"

by escapedgoat September 30, 2004

Assholeism

Being an asshole all the time.

He practiced assholeism.

by The Don Killuminati December 5, 2004

Asshole

1. A person who you feel needs to have the fuck beaten out of him
2. This dipshit I know named Albert

If Albert doesn't stop being an asshole, I'm going to beat the living hell out of his ass.

by RayX April 9, 2005

assholes

the people who post the really disgusting sex postions on urban dictionary

those assholes keep referring to pussy as being the most beautiful thing in the world

by Holly Matronic May 29, 2007

Assholism

When one has the addictive behavior of being an asshole

Jeff: Aww man, Joe totally ripped on me today

Wayne: Yea, I hear he is suffering from assholism...

by Justine_Hawley February 5, 2009

ASSHOLE

1. Annoying Self-Satisfying Hedonistic Ostentatiously Ludicrous Egotist

Yeah

2. The Anus

Hey, ASSHOLE, just because you are the life of the party doesn't mean people like you.

Loud mouth, loud shirt... Definitely an ASSHOLE.

Ignore the ASSHOLE, he's just trolling in real life.

That ASSHOLE is making a scene again. Ignore it and it will eventually go away.

She called to complain that it hurt her asshole. I told her suppositories are a bad idea.

by You Needn't know. July 6, 2011

Asshole

Someone that knows a store they shop at exploits workers, exploits suppliers, exploits taxpayers, exploits foreign slave labor, and exploits its own monopolies . . . but doesn't care because they saved a few pennies.

Why is Seshysama an asshole?--shops at Wal*Mart: quod erat demonstrandum.

by KarmaPolice1986 February 11, 2014