Period

A boyfriends most hated time of the month. Quite possibly more of a pain in the ass than it is for the girl.

Girlfriend: God.... Cramps.....
Boyfriend: ....Period...? (Please god no.)
Girlfriend: Yeah.
Boyfriend: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Turdsandwich121 February 16, 2010

period

the worst thing ever

"can we fuck"said mike

"no im on my period"said jessica

"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" mike said

by maggot for life May 9, 2009

Period

When you have your period you get a really fine body or a terrible body . A period is a sign to tell us to be more mature and tells us that we are women .

Lady - Hello there ! I hope you have a nice day !
Girl - You can tell she got her period early.

by FUBGYA April 29, 2019

period

the blood that shoots out my vagina and ruins my life for a week

her: babe we can’t have sex i’ve just come on my period!
him: ew that’s grim, never go near me again

by elwood18 December 5, 2019

Period

Pretty much a woman's week where she is allowed to hate everyone one....its not opposite day...its opposite week!

Also it sucks so boys you are not missing out

Periods are going to be the cause of mens extinction

by Tabletenis91210 April 22, 2019

Period

To state something is true.

Person A: Stacy is a bitch.
Person B: PERIOD!

by itsmebetty September 2, 2018

Period

Witchy bitchy week
The monthly punishment for not being pregnant

We are 𝑛𝑜𝑡 to be fucked with at this time or we will kill you

Any girl *is moody*
Boy: Awww whats wrong? You on your pe-

Girl *punches in jugular* : don’t fuck with me I’m on my period and my 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 kill you *smiles sweetly*

by suck.my.lolipop.karen October 21, 2019