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Internet

A series of dark caves, made up mostly of seven year old Minecraft players and forty year old trolls. Beware!
John: This creepy dude is stalking me over the internet.
Joe: hmm
John: Dammit joe!
by Mumflr Fumperdink January 5, 2018
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Internetic

Someone who browses and uses the internet a majority of the time. A Person who will spend most if not all of their life/time on the Internet looking at Games/Info/Pornography.
John: Are you on the Internet alot of the time?
James: Yeah, i am very Internetic.

Mick: He is very Internetic.
Marley: How does he become so Internetic?
by Nice Jim Cool February 20, 2014
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internet

A vast, swirling void of pornography, television, and cringe-worthy twelve-year-olds posting Warrior Cats fanfiction.
I was an Internet user once...
by maybe i am a fish October 13, 2016
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Interneted

It could be in IRL but instead it should be ominous mysterious and have a digital representation.
Pay a few dollllars, have a good tiiime, maybe its free. NO. It was interneted.
by breakboy72 July 14, 2018
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Interneting

The act of searching the internet with no clear goal, often times getting distracted and searching on random peoples facebook pages. Getting diverted to other sites when trying to focus on work or other important tasks that require the internet. Distraction due to the many entertainment outlets of the internet.
I was trying to post a simple update to facebook but I ended up interneting for over an hour.
by www.reputationTRAX.com July 24, 2013
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internet

A gargantuan system of connected computers forming a network that spans the entire planet, witch is why it is also called the world wide web.
Or simply the thing on the screen you are reading this from.
The internet (atleast the one we know about) is entirely populated by humans (maybe),this is a very good excuse as to its state,after all humans are not the most organized bunch.It is possible to find anything and i mean anything here,including things that greatly cripple our world view and how you perceive your fellow earthlings because unhindered communication reaches the depths of the subconscious.(it is a good idea to leave your right/wrong distinguishing module off as it does not apply evenly with all individuals of Homo sapiens).
Modern human-This place has everything,including virtual AIDS that wrecks your computer.
time traveling wizard-Wow we didn't really change haven't we.

Internet,the doodle pad of the human consciousness
by MC-STEEL February 26, 2014
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internets

A term originally used to mock Bush, but has degraded into a word hipsters use in an attempt to make themselves sound cooler. People who use the word are the peope who also use teh and le because quite simply they saw everyone else doing it.

This also goes for teh internets, the typed form of the word in which the is intentionally mistyped, so they can make themselves look like the largest douchebags possible.
Hipster: I was surfing the internets at starbucks...
Person: Shut up, you are a douchebag.
by Andrew Apocalypse October 19, 2005
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