Alfie

An outstanding lover with a monstrous horsecock but no one knows as he doesn’t brag about it

The type to joke he has a small dick but secretely has a massive todger

Friend: that spider is very small

Alfie: yes like my cock

Alfie’s girlfriend: your cock is enormous shut up

by Viperanusball November 25, 2021

alfie

doing absoolutely fucking nothing

Person 1 : im just watching youtube at home
Person 2 : you’re doing an alfie

by Big Lampost August 15, 2020

Alfie

A sexy bloke

Damm, that’s guys as sexy as an Alfie!

by ClutchAstros September 27, 2020

ALFIE

Massive nob bigger the Antonio

ALFIE Has a massive nob

by Hhhhoigff November 23, 2021

ALFIE

He’s gay

Alfie is gay

by Alfie gay boy November 11, 2019

Alfie

Loves Ania

Alfie Loves Ania

by Yesyesbutactuallynono July 25, 2021

Alfie

alfie is a chimp who probably sucks at dancing but does it anyways

omg alfie help me with my english

by ILOVEGEORGETHEMONKEY November 07, 2021