Alphabet Pedo

A bisexual woman who refers to women as “Girls”
Jenny said: I’m going out with the girls

Adrian said: But those are grown women who are potential partners. Calling them “girls” makes you an Alphabet Pedo
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double-cockupancy: Where a hot chick allows two studs to "service" both pairs of her "lips" --- i.e., "upstairs" and "downstairs" --- with their love-pipes at da same time.
double-dockupancy: Two extra-small boats' being tied up at da same pier-spot.

double-gawkupancy: An object or event dat two onlookers are fascinated by.
double-hawkupancy: Where two pet falcons are perching next to each other on da same protective glove worn by their owner.
double-jockupancy: Two cool sports-loving dudes who are either playing in close proximity in da field or just hanging out together on da bench.
More examples of "alphabetical double-occupancy" are:
double-mockupancy: Two disapproving individuals booing a performer or presentation.
double-nockupancy: What Robin Hood created by splitting his opposing contestant's arrow, allowing both archery-projectiles to be in da same spot.
double-pockupancy: Da firearm-based equivalent of da previous definition --- i.e., two expert marksmen nail da same spot wif their shots, and so da second contestant's bullet strikes da same divet as da first.
double-rockupancy: Da "old school" equivalent of da previous two definitions --- i.e., two sharp-and-steady-eyed slingshot-users plink da bull's eye wif their successive pebbles.
double-sockupancy: Where ya stuff both articles of a cute damsel's cloth footwear into one shoe for safekeeping while you give her lovely tootsies a deep soothing massage.
double-talkupancy: What a politician is good at --- i.e., "speaking outta both sides of his mouth --- so dat two entirely different statements reside in said flapping facial-orifice at almost da same moment.
double-walkupancy: Where someone behind you is totally "following in your footsteps".
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alphabet folks

Used as an adjective or a noun to desricbe any law enforcement agency such as doj cps fbi cia atv ect.ect.
Man don't look now but them alphabet folks been peepin me all day.
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Alphabet People

People who are part of the LGBTQ…ABCXYZ (oh whatever the fuck it is now) community.
Yeah he, she, it’s one of those “Alphabet People”.
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The Spinning Alphabet

The Spinning AlphabetVerbSexual Act: As Your Sexual Partner Rides You, You Recite The Alphabet. Once You Hit P You Spin Your Partner While They Are Still On You And So Now They Are In Reverse Cowgirl Position. You Furiously Thrust Them While Repeating The Letter P 26 Times. Once The 26th Time Is Hit, You Spin Them Back Around And Finish The Alphabet. Also see The Stinking Alphabet.
"Dude! Last night I gave your mom The Spinning Alphabet and she came right then and there.
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alphabet soup (>:

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now u know your ABC's next time won't you sing with me (>:
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now u know your ABC's next time won't you sing with me (>: (also alphabet soup (>:)
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The Alphabet

1.All the letters typed in the correct sequence,
literally forming ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.
Why would a person in kindergarten spend like 26 days to learn THE FUCKING ALPHABET?
Kindergartener: Great I'm going to learn the alphabet
Parents: yay
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