Honestly, a god, an icon, the upmost important person on the fucking planet. Haven’t heard of her? Death. Insulted her? Death. Touch her chair? Death, then revival, and death again.
She is the speed of light, the sun in the sky, the roots beneath our feet. Without her, we are nothing but useless bodies of flesh.
If you are an old ranger, banished. No pink inhalers, no gendered cars and NO hospitals closed on Boxing Day.
April 13th is a day of celebration, you must all bow and present a gift, failure to do so will result in execution.
Her minions, Momina and Miles serve her every need, payment is being in her presence.
She is crazy, absolutely barking mad, and has had the tendency to scream the words chocolate in the past.
If lost, please return to Miles or Momina.
She is the speed of light, the sun in the sky, the roots beneath our feet. Without her, we are nothing but useless bodies of flesh.
If you are an old ranger, banished. No pink inhalers, no gendered cars and NO hospitals closed on Boxing Day.
April 13th is a day of celebration, you must all bow and present a gift, failure to do so will result in execution.
Her minions, Momina and Miles serve her every need, payment is being in her presence.
She is crazy, absolutely barking mad, and has had the tendency to scream the words chocolate in the past.
If lost, please return to Miles or Momina.
Is that Awesome Aisha? Shit! Get on your knees and bow peasant!
“I am Awesome Aisha, bow to you queen. Did you say no? MILES? MOMINA? SEESE THEM!”
“Yes my lord!”
“I am Awesome Aisha, bow to you queen. Did you say no? MILES? MOMINA? SEESE THEM!”
“Yes my lord!”
by Supermarioinrealloif December 20, 2020
Get the Awesome Aisha mug.The definition of beauty. a former Miss World and the most beautiful woman in the world! in other words, God's gift to the world. she is the biggest indian star ever with a global fan base in the billions, believed to be the most famous person today. she is known for her intoxicating blue/green eyes, luscious lips, porcelin skin, lustrious hair and a sexy figure. the biggest and highest paid actress who rules their cinema who is the forefront runner to come over and rule Hollywood as well. she is absolutely captivating!
Aishwarya Rai is so freaking sexy and perfect! God was very unfair to the rest of the women, she's His special one.
by Ashley73 March 20, 2008
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Get the aish mug.She's a sweet girl who goes around complimenting people. She has a VSCO girl style with her metal straws and puka shell necklace. She is obsessed with Brandy Melville, to the point where her full closet consists of it. She cares about saving the turtles by snatching anything plastic off of you, even if it's your plastic butt implants. She has a small group of friends who usually sit at the bleachers making TikToks at lunchtime. She's really obsessed with skincare and consistently has clear skin we all dread for. At parties, she usually gets into full glam and has fun. Her favorite color is pink or baby blue, and her favorite YouTuber is Vereena. She gets her fashion inspiration from Pinterest or vsco and tries to dress like she just came out of those apps. But she does have her flaws: when exposed to any sort of alcohol she drinks too much, she can also sometimes be a little snake if she gets really mad at you.
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Get the Aisha mug.Aisha is a very brave and smart girl. Sometimes she can be mean but only if she's provoked or if she sometimes doesn't understand something, she is also really competitive. She's so pretty and sometimes people take her for ransom so if you ever come accross an aisha, keep her around for a long time.
by Shookbang1005 October 25, 2019
Get the Aisha mug.The indian actress who is the former Miss World. Indians act like she is a trophy representing how beautiful indian people are. She is known for having brown hair, blue eyes and really fair skin. However, in reality Aishwarya and most other bollywood celebrities are usually fair skinned and look more middle eastern/european rather than Indian. She is a really pretty indian actress because she DOESNT LOOK INDIAN
Aishwarya Rai is known for being the most beautiful woman in the world. However, she is everything that the vast majority of Indian people are NOT : Fair skinned, blue eyes, brown hair, and "white " looking. She is a bad stereotype of how Indian culture values fair skinned people over dark skinned people
by RealisticIndian November 25, 2007
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