adultcore

Adultcore aesthetic: 9 to 5 office jobs; gray sky rise buildings; black coffee; capitalism; depression; this is your life once you turn the ripe age of 18.

Additionally, adult core is the choice to become older than dust itself and refusing to remember your own name because your new aesthetic lifestyle choice. It’s when you hit the sweet sweet age of 18 that you can adopt this new persona/era. With adult core, you lose all sense of time, direction, and purpose.

Scenario 1:
Todd: Damn dude, you’ve chosen adultcore
Brian: Yes my good sir…join me for a cup of black coffee and perhaps an 8 hour shift?
Scenario 2:
Todd: After turning 18, I’ve become more mature. It’s time I take my place in capitalist society; it’s time I adopt the adultcore aesthetic.

by Booty2big December 14, 2022

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by adult toys January 16, 2023

Adult Child Support

When you're young, naive and marry someone who turns out to be a leech. So Mr./Mrs. Leech has gotten all comfy sucking on your teat, and even though you have finally come to your senses and are divorcing them, they now feel entitled to being taken care of by you. Go figure. Here's where you get to pay for your naivety, literally. Different from actual child support where you are taking care of a child with Adult child support, you guessed it, you get to continue to financially support adult Mr./Mrs. Leech. Since said Leech has no pride they will happily continue sucking your teat for as long as they are able. After all why should they be responsible for themselves, when you can be. Since most are deficient mentally you'd think you'd be able to get some sort of assistance from the state, maybe in the form of a disabled placard. You're being drained by Mr./Mrs. Leech, so the very least the state could do is let you park closer to the bank you have to go to monthly to keep Mr./Mrs. Leech attached to your teat. Alas as per usual you get nothing from being attached to Mr./Mrs. Leech. So you park in the furthest spot from the bank entrance. Get out of your car dragging the dead weight of said leech along, they're attached to your teat... remember, you go in and withdrawal the financial support they are entitled to for latching onto you so many years ago. This continues until, you die, they die or they find another teat that's bigger than yours and get them to put a ring on it.

I pay adult child support to an incapable teat sucking leech.

by DoingTheLordsWork February 11, 2023

vincent adultman

A kid, or teenager who tries to act mature and sophisticated to pander to the older population

Can also be applied to a high school freshman who tries to roll with the seniors, while making an idiot out of himself in the process

Have you seen that guy's kid? He's in middle school and talking about marriage and shit. Classic Vincent Adultman right there.

by HallelujahMoney February 22, 2017

Millennium adult

An adult who was born in the new millennium (Born on January 1, 2000 or later). Typically, someone born in the new millennium becomes a millennium adult when he or she reaches the age 18 (In most countries).

Scott to Mom: Hey mom.
Mom to Scott: Hey my baby, happy birthday! I can't believe you're 17 you are growing up so fast!
Scott to Mom: Actually mom....I'm 18.
Mott to Scott: Wait, no you aren't.

Scott to Mom: Yes I am mom. I was born in 2000, not 2001.

Mom to Scott: Oh no...my baby is a millennium adult (vomits)_
Scott to Mom: Are you alright mother?

by MexicanJunior April 23, 2018

SUB-ADULT

Sub-adult: People between the age group of 18 and 24ish that are technically or kegally adults, but have no clue how to Adult.

Jay, the sub-adults need money again for school and I had to help them with scheduling their school break and getting plane tickets. One day the will actually be able to do something on their own, I hope!!

by Tabago's mom April 6, 2019

Underage Adult

A child who is mentally, physically or emotionally mature. Or a grown-up, legally of age who is not physically, emotionally or mentally mature.

I was an underage adult when I asked a 40 year old man for a kiss.

by Netta Y January 10, 2022