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Adult Swim

When a night of casual adult swimming is fueled by copious amounts of alcohol and the end result is a freeing, naked aquatic adventure.
(Group of friends/couples in pool)

Steve- hey, we are all adults here, why don’t we partake in adult swim.

(Insert splash of wet bathing suit on the concrete)

Steve - Adult Swim is liberating!!!
by The Cape May Creepers January 14, 2018
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Adulting Degenerate

Adult·ing De·gen·er·ate
noun
/əˈdəltiNG,ˈaˌdəltiNG/. /dəˈjen(ə)rət/
the practice of behaving like a responsible adult, especially the accomplishment of mundane but necessary tasks while balancing a deviant lifestyle.
Mario is an absolute adulting degenerate, I can’t believe he finished that huge essay after we all partied until 3am.
by The Adulting Degenerate July 24, 2023
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Child Adult

Someone who is technically an adult but feels like they are a child still. Most common amongst recent college graduates.
Man 1: I'm such a Child Adult

Man 2: What's a Child Adult?
Man 1: I'm technically an adult...but feel like I should be in high school.

Man 2: I feel that
by iamaperson123456789 June 11, 2017
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Adult Asian

An Asian generally above ten years old, typically reaching maturation mentally - as with culturally, traditionally and mostly physically by 12 to 14 and considered fully mature by 15.

This was the traditional state by culture and law in most Asian – eastern (near eastern, eastern, further east) cultures before any globalisation had occured. Science tells us of how of all races, Asians mature the quickest and become an adult before Whites and Blacks, because of lifestyle, genetics, upbringing as various factors.
That Asian boy is the only mature guy in the classroom.
All his other classmates are non-Asiand.
Well, he is an Adult Asian.
by Josech May 3, 2020
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Adulting colouring in

A form of mindfulness. Adults tend to participate more when on drugs, primarily ice. Becoming rapidly popular. No talent is required goal is to keep in between the lines.
Person one ‘I did adulting colouring in no breaks for for 12 hrs last night.’

‘That’s fucked up man, are you on drugs?’
by adirtyword September 4, 2020
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Innocent adult

Someone who is innocent and precious and must be protected
Did you hear about cookiemonster? She’s such an innocent adult
by YankeePankee October 25, 2020
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Adult Nonce

A sex offender with adult victims, i.e. a rapist. The term "NONCE" doesn't necessarily mean child victims. It originated from Wakefield Prison in the UK and stood for "Not on Normal Courtyard Exercise." If a prisoner had committed horrific crimes such as child murder, rape or pedophilia they would get a "NONCE" sign on the door of their cell. This meant that the prison guards would not open their cell doors at the same time as the other prisons because they were very likely to get beaten up by the other inmates. It doesn't necessarily mean pedophiles.

An adult nonce is essentially a sex offender who has victims that are adults. For example a serial rapist or woman murderer but the victims are adults.
Wayne Couzens, the policeman who abused his position to rape and kill Sarah Everard is an adult nonce.
by TheFunnyGuy88 September 10, 2022
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