wally wackoff

a fat ass, who eats alot and jacks off every 12 minutes ESPECIALLY WHEN HIGH

wally wackoff is in the corner again, ya know what hes doin? HES FUCKIN JACKING OFF AGAIN

by BIGtitsAREmadeFORsqueezing February 14, 2010

Thee wally

A wally is a person that is extremely full of themselves for no reason at all and try their hardest to show everyone their self worth and cockyness. These people are the complete opposite of their alter ego. Usually are found at the bar , driving their car around with the windows down and girl sunglasses on. "thee wally" is the king of all wallys and usually has a entourage of wally followers

Omg! Do you see that that thee wally over there with the khaki shorts, high socks and drinking that fruity drink?

by Live and Love it May 7, 2011

wally gator

refering to a friend who does something stupidly silly . (Wally=Wanker) & (Gator=stupid person or animal) a wallygator exist and a wallydile is no such thing .
A nicer way of saying to someone your a dickhead is by simply saying your a wallygator which causes less of a comeback .

Wally gator ~ Whats up Skip ? Did Timmy fall down the well again, he is such a ''wallygator ''.
I was walking up the stairs today and tripped ' im such a wallygator

by Aussie lad August 12, 2010

wally-jabbed

to rub a man's junk on a woman with non-casualty.

I wally-jabbed Asia the other day and she didn't suspect a thing.

by william_wraithe January 12, 2009

Ive found wally!

To find something that is very hard to find

YES! IVE FOUND WALLY! IVE FINNALY FOUND MY KEYS!

by Mudsaur May 16, 2015

Wally-Blocked

To be blocked on social media by someone; typically someone who uses words like, "snowflake, triggered" and "libtard" yet lacks the fortitude to mentally endure a conflicting thought.

Careful Karen, comments like that will get you Wally-Blocked.

by Lyle Crumbstorm November 29, 2018

Wally wham

To hit very hard. Knock out

You keep playin wit me, im’a Wally wham yo ass.

by MackRED November 29, 2018