by mmmmmmmmmkjshakjsdhkgjsd October 17, 2018
Get the Shrekmug. Once upon a time there was a lovely
princess. But she had an enchantment
upon her of a fearful sort which could
only be broken by love's first kiss.
She was locked away in a castle guarded
by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.
Many brave knights had attempted to
free her from this dreadful prison,
but non prevailed. She waited in the
dragon's keep in the highest room of
the tallest tower for her true love
and true love's first kiss. (laughs)
Like that's ever gonna happen. What
a load of - (toilet flush)
princess. But she had an enchantment
upon her of a fearful sort which could
only be broken by love's first kiss.
She was locked away in a castle guarded
by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.
Many brave knights had attempted to
free her from this dreadful prison,
but non prevailed. She waited in the
dragon's keep in the highest room of
the tallest tower for her true love
and true love's first kiss. (laughs)
Like that's ever gonna happen. What
a load of - (toilet flush)
by Perriwinklestories.org.uk March 30, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. Shrek is luv, shrek is life 🙏
by anonymous October 10, 2021
Get the Shrekmug. Shrek is rich and smexy and owns 500 gucci shirts and is a VSCO girl and a Instagram baddie. He owns 5 teslas and a swamp. Ha,can't relate.He owns 20 pairs of custom made Air forces with Gucci in them.
Shrek is a baddie.
by teslaaa September 18, 2019
Get the Shrekmug. when playing eucre, and in the barn, sticking the score cards behind your ears is known as "shreking it"
by Craig June 27, 2004
Get the shrekmug. 
Get the shrekmug. A celebrity sheep!
All the was from Godzone (New Zealand)
The Prime Minister of New Zealand prefers the company of Shrek the Sheep of the Maori (the native people) activists.
Well, who can blame her?
All the was from Godzone (New Zealand)
The Prime Minister of New Zealand prefers the company of Shrek the Sheep of the Maori (the native people) activists.
Well, who can blame her?
by Tom July 7, 2004
Get the Shrekmug.