monkey sheets

Bed sheets stained with spooge because you masturbated and then subsequently ejaculated onto them.
Monkey sheets are frequently characterised by having a queer odour.

{Beavis and Butt-Head dressing themselves as ghosts for Halloween}

{Beavis}: Hey Butt-Head, this sheet smells funny.
{Butt-Head}: Yeah, huh huh. Those are my special monkey sheets.
{Beavis}: O fuck! Get it off! Get it off!! GET IT OFF!!!

by Telephony February 15, 2020

Arctic Monkeys

The best band in the world and is better than kpop

yo imma Google what band makes the best songs

Google: Arctic monkeys

by Hunitsme July 31, 2021

booze monkey

A person of legal drinking age whose task it is to buy alcohol on behalf of persons not of legal drinking age during nights out or other social gatherings.

Booze monkey! Fetch me more vodka.

by BritishNinjaViking March 9, 2007

monkey tree

Those spikey green trees that cause thousands of people to be pinched a year, tragically.

"monkey tree cant pinch back!"

by Samuek August 18, 2008

Monkey Jam

Hanging from the rim preferably with one arm after you dunk on someone. Usually accompanied by a big scream.

Man, you just see that monkey jam on that white boy.

by actiondon April 18, 2009

Daddy Monkey

A 30 year old cultured black Tyrone BDSM genomemaxed carpenter Chad with high fructose content and immense SMV. He fufills your typical zoomer Becky's daddy kink and has a zulu meat spear for a cock. Rough in the sheets, and vague with the deets, he's Daddy Monkey. Shut it down.

You're just mad she got her intestines dug up by the Daddy Monkey.

by Feridon Hamidi November 25, 2021

freezing the monkey

Having sex or sexual actions with a snowman, according to popular youtuber CaptainSauce

"Yeah, John's a huge creep. I heard he was freezing the monkey last time it snowed."

by Zainium August 10, 2019