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flee to London

To experience so much fear and dissatisfaction that you literally flee the country. Primarily used by those persecuted for consistently inciting violence and generally being wildly unpopular. Most people who flee to London also write a book about it.

Can also be used to describe a desire to escape any uncomfortable situation.
Andy Ngo was so afraid of the city of Portland that he decided to flee to London to escape persecution for being a fascist.

I am so frustrated by this class. I think I will flee to London.
by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021
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London Splash

A smooth therm for acid attacks. The name come from London wich has currently an epidemic of acid throwing.
That woman got a London splash , look at her face.
by Devok1 May 3, 2018
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London Fogger

When you wait for your significant other to get in the shower and soap up. This works best if you wait until the room is hot enough to mirror fog up. Run in, fart in the bathroom and hold the door shut from the outside.
I made my boyfriend sleep on the couch because he gave me a London Fogger before bed.
by Jack the Fogger May 13, 2009
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london broiler

A varience of the London Fog Horn only the recipient is made aware of the act before hand as to prepare by having a lighter handy. When the manufacturer of the London Fog Horn preforms his task (farts in her mouth)the woman keeps the gas in her mouth only to light the lighter in front of her face and exhale the flamible substance onto the lighter, which creates a flame of biblical proportions.
Man, when that bitch did the "London Broiler" last night, she stunk up my room with the smell of my own burnt ass hair!
by Billy Bingham November 9, 2006
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new london

A small town in central Wisconsin. Known for drunk fun escapades, underage women, and great fishing!
Im going to New London to get drunk, laid, and catch some Northern!
by M8830M September 2, 2012
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South London

The area of London south of the river thames. just as nice as north london (depends within) but people pretend it doesnt exist. Also is badly served by the tube cuz of lazy buggers at TFL. Also, west of the A20 the roads are crap except the A3.
(IN London)
Person 1: lets go to Greenwich, South London
Person 2: What?
by Anonywave August 16, 2009
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London Blitz

Also known as the London Shitz.
When one takes a laxative before receiving a rim job and proceeds to excrete uncontrollable diaroea in the partners mouth.
I decided to give Stacey a London Blitz last night while she was rimming me.
I've never seen her move so fast.
by Stæcei April 23, 2015
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