Calvin

When you rub your junk all over your roommates stuff while they are away. Keyboards etc... Or coworkers etc anyone really can get Calvin’d

My roommates coffee cup got Calvin’d yesterday when he went to work!!!

by Ozzmatron August 3, 2019

Calvin

Middle schooler that looks like a twig

Oh my god. Calvin is so annoying.

by butt pooper guy August 19, 2019

calvin wade

A little fuckboy

Oh MY GOD HOW MANY GIRLS R U TALKING TO ... Ur such a Calvin Wade

by Shabbat Shalom November 6, 2015

Calvin

Stinkiest bastard on the planet

Calvin stinks of piss

by Cqlvin stinks June 26, 2020

Calvin

Most annoying guy ever; steals all your friends and is hella ugly

Ew is that Calvin?

by reallestofthenall January 18, 2024

Calvin

A little bitch who tries to be a gangster but is a small wimp and carries around a knife to look cool.

Look at that little faggot throwing gang signs. What a calvin.

by Missa Pie January 5, 2025

Calvin

A THICC BOY THAT IS MOST TIMES IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE NAMED Aurora

JEFF: I JUST HAD SEX WITH A MAN, HE WAS THE BEST CALVIN I HAVE EVER SEEN
AURORA: WTF JEFF

by Mrboabro November 10, 2019