when the ratio of shitting to wiping is uneven due to a turd falling off untapered...causing heavy wiping.
by clitoRuss October 27, 2004
"dude, i thought i sharted, but the Security Wipe came back negitive" "Dude, i had to do a security wipe on that one. Saved my drawers.
by CRichards July 28, 2006
The most satisfying wipe job performed for rectal cleansing post defecation. To dry wipe, one pinches a clean turd and the subsequent wiping of the ass results in the toilet paper being clean and "dry" and free of any fecal remnants.
Roger was already running late for work but he felt the urge to take a dump before embarking upon his long commute to the office. Fortunately for Roger and his high fiber diet, he was able to pinch off a clean loaf and was able to dry wipe thus saving him valuable time.
by Eaton Holgoode August 19, 2015
The act of ejaculating into your hands after masturbating and then proceeding to wipe your face in a forgetful manner. Resulting in your own ejaculation being smeared on your own face.
by EchidnaBeard May 27, 2016
When one smokes an already bought bag of marijuana of another person and does not have to pay for what he/she smoked.
by tuchman1 June 23, 2009
by Bigg Gene March 11, 2006
by c. stevens November 21, 2005