Jonah

FUCK ME REAL NICE

OH YES JONAH

by ehgjkfekjredfbregaj October 15, 2020

Jonah Hill

(jow·nuh hil) v. The act of shitting upside down in a private residence restroom.

Hey man I just cooked up a dank jonah hill in your master bathroom. Beware

by DrippsMcDizzle January 19, 2022

Jonah

Max's bitch

Person 1: Did you hear about Jonah?
Person 2: Yeah he is Max's bitch.

by BigBoobieLover39 September 13, 2022

Jonah's Maneuver

Named after the creator Jonah Williamsworth O'Brien. It is a technique of masturbation frequently used if one were to find themselves with an absence of arms or chromosomes. Where the individual lies on its stomach and rubs its cock and/or pussy lips against its legs. Which is a very efficient way of reaching sexual climax for some.

Mahmood: "So how do you masturbate Corbin?"

Corbin: "I do Jonah's Maneuver!"

Keiran: *Autistic grunts*

Mahmood: "Oh, I love Jonah's Maneuver!"

by Blackflys December 14, 2019

Jonah wizniuk

If a person used their stupidity to further expand their use of humorous vocabulary they would be told they are a Jonah Wizniuk or funny guy

YO that dude is so stupid hes a Jonah wizniuk

by jkbn'ojb'ol June 22, 2023

Jonah

Jonah (N), can be used to discribe how someone acts in a question.

(ex.) Why are you acting like a Jonah right now?

by GONAH November 7, 2022

Jonah Lavine

Jonah is an interesting character he likes to do handstands while showing off his 2 inch pinch. He loves to seduce men on a Friday night when its boys night.

Why are you acting like a “Jonah Lavine hot Cheeto mozzarella sticks dragon v2?”

by BBLslayer2 December 1, 2023