Dilf

A dad id proudly fap to

tyrone: yo have you seen audreys dad?
Tirone: yea he a fucking dilf

by Skybluehoodie January 2, 2022

DILF

Dilf: an acronym for "dad I'd like to fuck" (see Dave Grohl)

dave grohl gets better looking with age, 48 today and he's still sexy as ever. dilf!

by sexualharassmentpanda69 October 20, 2017

Dilf

Father that bangs there children

Dad:wanna dilf

Son: heck yea

by Txrboo December 29, 2019

DILF

Mr Ping, Po’s dad from Kung Fu Panda.

Person 1: Mr Ping would make a great leader of communist China
Person 2: Yeah, he’s a total DILF

by Glebcon June 25, 2020

dilf chores

What a stay at home Dad does for your Mom after she gets home from a long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab.

Daughter: Hey Dad, can we play fortnite?

DILF: Not now, kid. Gotta do my dilf chores for your Mom, she had another long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab. We can play fortnite in 6 to 9 hours; If you make dinner.

Daughter: ur such a simp, Dad

DILF: *hits vape angrily* Thats it, no vaping for half an hour, bucko.

Daughter *BhGGTCYvUvYYvUGyFycUGfy%^%~?^<*.*%?^€??^#.'!!!!!!!*

by asschins12 July 20, 2023

DILF

DILF: Dad I would like to fuck. Probably buff or making attempts to be buff. Wears t-shirts one size too small, may or may not be tatted. Definitely drives an older model Land Rover. He has a baby mama but minimal drama. Typically well endowed. Is a kinky motherfucker.

I want to bang that DILF.

by MILF Nikki June 20, 2021

DILF Detonator

the DILF to end all DILFS

Friend: hey man that's a hot DILF
you: nah bro that's a DILF Detonator
Friend: word

by theDILFdetonator October 7, 2022