Zooted

The state of being fucked up beyond the limits of the physical and mental world on drugs and/or alcohol.

On New Year's Eve, Hunter and I were so zooted that we couldn't stand up and vomited on a cat!

by A 138 lb wrestler February 18, 2015

Zoot

To zoot, or be zooted is to be passed out unintentionally or intentionally after a night out of drinking or taking various types of drugs.

Person 1: "You good bro?"
Person 2: "Nah bro, my stomach hurts. I'm about to zoot ."

Person 1: "Where's Grace?"
Person 2: "She got hella trashed, she's zooted in the other room."

by Hidden $ound July 24, 2017

Zooted

The after effects of getting really stoned after staying up all night partying

Dude, I'm so zooted my brains telling me to do stuff but my bodies not reacting.

by Btolly September 14, 2018

Zooted

NYC original slang for being super high or super Bent or both !

Ya boy zooted out his mind! Facts B! Homeboy really zooted out here!

by Zooted Daily September 8, 2020

Zooted

When you add tobacco to the bottom of a bong then add weed or mayhaps even dabs on top then take a FAT rip.

Person 1: "Yo did you take a hit off the tobacco and weed?"
Person 2: "Yeaahh mofucka Im ZOOTED!"

by Smeeto January 29, 2022

Zooted

The abbreviation of being highly high, like stoned.

Hits cart:
“Damn man I am so zooted rn”

by D1245 January 19, 2020

Zoot

Intoxicated on a type or drug or alcohol

Grant was zooted after smoking a large quantity mixture of meth and crack-cocaine.

by Zootiecoon July 28, 2019