Zooted

Where one gets so high they knock out the fuck out or they laugh at everything

Friend: you good my dude

Stoner: yeah man I’m zooted

by Stoney Malone December 11, 2017

Zooted

Another way to say you're really high

Gage was really zooted today.

by SOFTLONER February 16, 2020

Zoot

two king skins (king size rolling papers) rolled as if its an

L-plate to make it 4x the size of a one skin rolling paper

“might roll me a joint”
“nah mate, if u wanna get fucked then roll us a zoot”

by stoner bros420 December 15, 2019

Zooted

The after effects of getting really stoned after staying up all night partying

Dude, I'm so zooted my brains telling me to do stuff but my bodies not reacting.

by Btolly September 14, 2018

Zooted

When you are extremely high.

I'm fucking zooted bro, I can't smoke anymore Candace.

by skeetrag June 24, 2017

Zooted

A term made famous by Papi Ca$tro. Meaning somebody is extremely high, past the state of geeking or so high they might shit their pants.

Pass the blunt I want to get zooted.

Damn I shat my pants I’m definitely zooted.

by KillPapiCa$tro October 6, 2019

Zoot

England slang for joint which is weed wrapped with paper

Dude #1: bro what do you wanna smoke out of today?

Dude #2: let’s smoke a zoot!

by A$ap Dri May 21, 2019