Yesterminute

The newest term in the ever andvancing front of obsoletion. To describe things that were one cutting edge and now aren't.

Duke: That Iphone is soooo yesterminute...

Bender: I see that you just purchased tv I see that its 8765 pp well too bad we just got a shipment of over 9000's so yours is now a thing of yesterminute.

by Satanic Banana June 21, 2009

Yesternight

The 'last night' of yesterday.

Two nights ago.

The night before last.

Taylor: "The music video was due yesterday by noon; did you complete it in on time?"
Alex: "Yes, barely - I finished editing it yesternight."

or

Audrey: "When was your basketball game?"
Ella: "It was yesternight."

or

Miguel: "Did you see the movie yesternight."
Luke: "Of course, that was opening night."

by GrannyJea December 3, 2017

but that was yesterday

A phrase used during a gossip session when the subject of gossip is seen approaching, or caught within ear shot of your conversation to cover the real content of the story.

Sheri - "Did you see the jeans Amy was wearing yesterday?"

Chris - "Yeah, seriously, a 9 inch zipper...its not 1985 anymore."

(Amy walks in room)

Sheri - "Oh, but that was yesterday...hey Amy, what's up?"

by chess5 May 14, 2010

yestergay

A gay male who marries a female, but claims to still be gay

That guy married a woman and he is still gay! He is so yestergay!

by jonfizzle December 9, 2003

yesterbate

Shorthand for a story beginning with "yesterday i masterbated..."

Yesterbate and it went all over my walls. Yesterbate and then my dog walked in and one thing led to another.

by Detective Mittens April 19, 2009

Yesterday I asked you

The best show on the internet that use only submissions from JackFilm's audience
so technically speaking we are making the contents for him

"Yesterday I asked you a very odd question, what are some alternative pronunciation for the name Benedict Cumberbatch"

by Liberty of the playa February 3, 2020

yesticles

A man whore with testicles that don't know how to say "no"

Jimmy is so conflicted about his stripper friend - his heart says "no" but his yesticles say "yes!"

by vl17 January 15, 2011