your mum

your mum, is a commonly used joke in the UK being used by the youth here in Britain.

your mum is the fittest in this room

by Itsnitcuckingblank January 7, 2023

your mum

HOT! and a reply to any random question

whos jacket is that
your MUMS

or
who was Tilly with
YOUR MUM

by TILLY/YOUR MUM June 13, 2022

Your mum

Something I'm 12 inches in

person: your mum

me: something 12 inches in

by Uglyxmastree January 15, 2022

YOUR MUM

Your mum is the person who gave birth to you after having sexual intercourse with your dad

Guy1: Who was you with last night?
Guy2: Your Mum

by CHRIS BORWN July 12, 2022

Your Mum

When I Greg come across any and all relation to your Mother and correlate it to something either insulting, or of sexual nature.

You: I walked to town today. Greg: I walked into your Mum today.

by Yourmuminator September 2, 2022

your mum

the fatest thing in the world

your mum

by the faace of 1 October 2, 2023

Your mum

1. An abbreviation of the British comeback phrase "Suck your mum"
2. A snarky response to a roast. As if to say "No, your mom is"

1.Friend(if you have one): "Your gay"

You: "Your mum"
2.Friend(if you have one): "Are you on crack?"
You: "Your mom"

by AnxiousCow July 27, 2020