Keep your dick out of your mailbox

Don't fuck your coworkers. Don't date your coworkers. And especially don't do any of that with your boss

Dave: "Dude I fucked my secretary last weekend" You: "Keep your dick out of your mailbox, Dave"

by jimmyjiggler July 11, 2024

stop swinging your dick in my direction

Stop making sexual advances towards me at every chance you get.

Stop swinging your dick at me at every chance you get.
You can't keep swinging your dick in my direction ,I am not interested.

Stop swinging your dick in my direction , I am not a sexual object

by Heroyalness March 29, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>Your Mother Sucks Dicks And Wishes She Died For Poetry<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Your Mother Sucks Dicks And Wishes She Died For Poetry<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Your Mother Sucks Dicks And Wishes She Died For Poetry<.7.9.7.6.>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Suck your dick sexy

A man that is so sexy your ready to drop to your knees like a lil slut and suck his dick at any given time or place

Edwin is so suck your dick sexy that's a dick I'd like to suck any day , Rachel is a slut for suck your dick sexy guys

by Rachel Lambdin April 14, 2024

National Send Your GF a Dick Pic Day

April 15th is National Send Your GF a Dick Pic Day, so celebrate by sending that special girl a pic of your dick!

Ayo Did you know that April 15th is National Send Your GF a Dick Pic Day?? I just sent mine!

by gojolover239 April 15, 2024

National Shove Your Dick in Cowen Day

On May 6th, the day after Cinco De Mayo, it is tradition in American culture to take turns on Cowens Bumhole, stuffing your meat stick where the sun don’t shine.

Person 1: Yay it’s May 6th!
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: It’s National shove your dick in cowen day!

by Ballsandshit May 5, 2024