by ok123 June 25, 2018

Man: hey girl I love you
Women: ok that means you're allowed one smash
Man: (everything went according to plan)
Women: ok that means you're allowed one smash
Man: (everything went according to plan)
by Comethefuckon!!! October 15, 2017

The 'I love you text' craze was inspired by the greatest website on the planet, MyLifeIsAverage. MLIA-ers around the world have been inspired to send texts to random numbers simply stating, "I love you." Genius.
The original MLIA post that began the I love you text craze: "Today I got so bored that I text "I love you" to a random number to freak someone out. I was sent a reply message saying "I love you too". I felt beaten at my own game. MLIA."
by imaverage August 5, 2009

by Tripledsss October 4, 2016

what you say as a comeback when someone either someone says something mean to you or they say "i hate you"
by Adagio For Clarinet WAGNER November 25, 2010

by Stranger124153426132132 October 25, 2011

"James, I have something to tell you."
"What is it, Naomi?"
"I love you!"
"Uh..." (James in I Love You Shock)
"What is it, Naomi?"
"I love you!"
"Uh..." (James in I Love You Shock)
by theatre_buff August 22, 2011
