Sloane had started her period, and had not gotten her beaver waxed in over one year. She didn't shower regularily, and what became of her pubic hair was a bloody mess, clots of blood and hair. Her downstairs was more like a bearded axe wound than anything female.
by Corrie McNulty October 18, 2008
Get the Bearded axe woundmug. The act of creating injury to oneself, whether it be physical, emotional, personal loss, mental anguish, etc.
John lost the love of his life when he messed around with another woman resulting in her dumping him. "Wow, that was a self inflicted wound".
by ejkruzr January 23, 2012
Get the Self Inflicted Woundmug. Rather crude term describing a social situation in which there is a significantly greater number of females than males in attendance.
Antonym of "Sausage Fest"
- While ordinarily this would be considered “a win”, it may also suggest that you are the only dude at a lesbian soirée :)
Antonym of "Sausage Fest"
- While ordinarily this would be considered “a win”, it may also suggest that you are the only dude at a lesbian soirée :)
by martinbc June 4, 2009
Get the Axe-Wound Extravaganzamug. by Ron j October 1, 2003
Get the Hairy Axe Woundmug. by Darren Daley August 30, 2008
Get the furry axe woundmug. Don't fuck Jessica tonight; she has a bloody hatchet wound and you'll get your dick covered in her menstruation!!!
by Telephony September 30, 2018
Get the bloody hatchet woundmug. Stan found out sugar addiction was a self-licking wound, the more he got, the more he wanted. It was a hard way to learn the Law Of Diminishing Returns.
by Cousin Leopold December 23, 2008
Get the self-licking woundmug.