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university of western ontario

A university located in London, Ontario, Canada. The University of Western Ontario, commonly known as either Western or UWO, was founded in 1878 and is thus one of the oldest universities in Canada.

Western's student body is famous in Canada for being made up of a bunch of spoiled rich kids who have particularly poor academic abilities, though the university seems to labour under the delusion that it is somehow "Ivy League".

The typical Western student is a fabulously dumb blond boy or girl who says 'like' at least three times per sentence, and hangs out at one of the lame-ass bars on Richmond Street (especially The Ceeps or Jim Bob Ray's) every night getting wasted and breaking into fistfights over scarce cabs once the bars close. They also refuse to wear coats even when the weather is minus 40 degrees, because a coat would cover up their stuffed booby cleavage or obscure their tiny little gym pecs.
Jenn: I couldn't, like, get into the University of Toronto, so, like, I guess I'll go to Western. Yaaaaay!!!!

Bryce the frat boy: Hey bro, I go to The University of Western Ontario because it's the only school in Canada where the girls are dumb enough to have sex with me.
by loveboat April 1, 2007
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wooter

One who woots. Woot!


If you woot, you are a wooter!
Woot! Woot! Woot! Woot! Woot! Woot! Woot!
by Bob882 September 11, 2004
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Western white wash

The act of ejactulating in someone's mouth, only to have them spit the load on the palm of your open hand so you can slap them across the face with it.

A humiliating act invent from drug induced conversations at Western Michigan University.
"Michelle is such a bitch I want to give her a western white wash to put her in her place."

'SLAP!' "How do you like that!"
by sko February 27, 2005
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The College of Wooster

A private Ohio liberal arts college known for its Independent Study program and isolated location in the midst of farms, Amish people, cows, and trees that make more money than the students due to an unusual tree endowment by one of the alumni.
Now that I have majored in Philosophy with a minor in Studio Art at the College of Wooster, I doubt I will be employable.
by Digit Gidget March 6, 2009
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western hills

many groups of depressed fucked up children who classified in social groups and if you ask anyone out the whole school knows within a half hour
did you hear about that drake obsessed kid who got rejected at western hills
by Long Mcshlong June 1, 2016
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Rick Western

Rick Western is when your auto correct on your phone changes getting your dick wet into RICK WESTERN< SO rick western means gettin your RICK WESTERN ( dick wet )
hey guys lets go get our rick western ..

last night i got my rick western.

Going to a party to get my rick western.

hey my rick is western.
by william holdin September 6, 2011
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Bean Woter

A basic skimpa limpin bean wack. No smegma megaming until the skoopma dimp's got the bean woter back to the bean wack.
Cole's such a bean woter he did all his homework even though Evan Lizaou told him not to.
by TravisMoonStar May 11, 2009
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