Wokabulary

The words used in the sphere of politically correct language so as not to offend.

His wokabulary didn't include they/them before he met his co-worker who didn't use traditional gender pronouns.

by OldManRealist February 7, 2022

Woobat

Woobat is a pokemon introduced in gen 5 as the annoying cave pokemon replacement because zubat dont exist. Evolves into Swoobat via love but no one has ever really loves it. So, give your love to Woobat, please. Make it happy.

Gen 5 player: FINALLY! No more zubat to annoy me in these stupid caves!

Woobat: Hello there.

Gen 5 player: *Runs away and sprays repels*

Woobat: I just want to be loved :(

by Yumutwo April 8, 2022

Wokaine

Wokaine is a drug used mostly by conservatives. Wokaine does not need to be snorted as it is manufactured in the human body when people get angry about media-fomented culture war issues. Much like with cocaine, wokaine causes a high that turns people into angry dickheads. Unlike with cocaine, it is free.

Fox News is to wokaine as Pablo Escobar was to cocaine.

by mw2 May 11, 2023

Didalee wooaaaaooh!

a "no way" moment in an intense game of hold em'

One would say "no way a Royal flush!" and Big Bear would reply "Didalee wooaaaaooh!"

by Big Bear 92 June 2, 2010

Lumpy Wonka

When you do a shit and its only half ready so there's still lumps in it and it's all weird looking and hard to poop out.

"Aye Alex, why are you takin' so long in the shitter?"

"Soz Jack bro it's a lumpy wonka"

"ok don't worry cha feel brah"

by Lumpy Wonkas March 28, 2015

no wokas

Australian slang : no worries

Gaz: thanks for the slab of piss mate.

Jimbo: no wokas cunt

by Ya mate Gaz January 24, 2016

Willy Wonka's chocolate factory

Okay lets say yo gurl on top right? An she bouncin on you pretty hard like she enjoyin you enjoyin yalls havin a good time right?
Well let's say you ate beans something that fucked up yo stomach..
She bouncing on you and riding on you and YOU FEEL IT COMING. AND IT AINT JIZZ.
You look her in the eye bout to tell her to hop off quick and you fart loud as shit.
Then it shoots onto the walls behind her.

Dude. I was hitting that hoe last night and Willy wonka's chocolate factory visited her walls...

by JAX420 July 25, 2017