wonton fest

a party of only Asians (or at least 80% Asians), where there is a substantial abundance of people who most likely eat wonton.

Lee: You coming to my party?
Bill: Is it going to be another wonton fest?
Lee: Fuck you

by justforlogins5 October 16, 2015

wonkous

to be extremely wonky

She had ridiculously large wonkous feet.

by Deeka Itsy April 22, 2016

Wonton

When you walk into a bathroom stall, and there's something lurking in the toilet... Generally leftovers, from those who don't flush

Guy 1: Ew. Wtf is that?
Guy 2: yeah dude, it's goin all Wonton up in there, musta been McDs

by I is ApPLe May 20, 2016

Wongo

Combination of goon wine and orange juice to make a cocktail.

Stop drinking so much wongo Gordon you'll start a fight with your cousin again.

by Jimbandit December 2, 2017

Wonton

A wonton is an Asian tourist or just a plain Asian who is bad or inexperienced at at everyday American things.

I was riding the chairlift the other day when I saw a massive group of wontons running around and screaming Asian words. all their gear was at the bottom of the hill and it seemed like they were looking for something (probably a ski pole or something).

by Db-Skis December 3, 2017

Wonton

when one busts a nut on a toe(s)

BRO! BILLY JUST WONTONED ON BECCAS TOES!

by BILLYWONTON May 18, 2018

Wonko the Sane

"Hold stick near centre of its length. Moisten pointed end in mouth. Insert in tooth space, blunt end next to gum. Use gentle in-out motion."
—The toothpick instructions that convinced Wonko mankind in general was crazy.

Wonko The Sane is a character in the book So Long And Thanks For All The Fish, written by Douglas Adams

by Some Froog May 30, 2018