One Eyed Wizard

1. A name for the male reproductive organs
2. A name for a special type of device for consuming cannabis

Hey man, last night I was hitting the one eyed wizard.

I think that's a penis.

No man, a device used for recreationally smoking Mary Jane.

Oh OK.

by pointy9876543210987654321 May 20, 2010

Rub the Wizard

If you are a female and you are out bowling in your mixed league and nothing but splits and gutter balls come up, you can turn to your male partner and ask to rub his wizard and then your luck will suddenly turn and you will start scoring big time.

Hey Joe, that's my third straight gutter ball, help a girl out and let me rub the wizard.

by Buzzerbub August 25, 2013

Wizard's Brew

A blue tea made from fresh psilocybin mushrooms. (The ones that make you trip)The blueing reaction occours when most psilocybin shrooms are bruised, notable at the base of the stem. A bit bitter,so a strong herbal tea or some Kool-Aid is commonly used on it.

That stuff you got at camp that they called bug juice isn't Wizard's Brew. We promise.

by Austin Baker October 29, 2006

Wizard Gooch

The affliction whereby you have no hair on any part of your body, save of course, your gooch. It thereby forms a long, wispy, dry, itchy, gandalfian beard between your genitalia and cinnamon ring.

Adam: I bet Holly gets cold, she has no hair anywhere on her body
Josh: Nah man, shes got a wicked wizard gooch that she can wrap up to form an itchy hair thong

by Raptorcocksucker July 21, 2013

wizard lizard

When you and your significant other cosplay as lizards during intercorse (also see furry) while casting spells at one another.

I came so hard after Wizard Lizard. Fireball was the money shot.

by BEUTYFLAEKS November 4, 2017

wizardous

a word which describes something surreal or magical

that girl looks wizardous

by wizardousturtle99 January 26, 2018

WizardMasterPOW

a fat kid that munches on chips on the regular.

Your fatter than WizardMasterPOW on a sunday!

by xParadiant May 20, 2021