Jim: "A champagne cork just fell out of the sky and hit my girlfriend on the head."
Bob: "I heard the pop from that crowd of bankers over there."
Larry: "Look for a rebel without a cork"
Bob: "I heard the pop from that crowd of bankers over there."
Larry: "Look for a rebel without a cork"
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Jake : Hey did you end up changing lanes without using your signal on that chick last nite?
Steve : yes sir. she said she didnt like anal but she got it anyways.
Steve : yes sir. she said she didnt like anal but she got it anyways.
by switchbladejake October 11, 2008
Get the changing lanes without using your signal mug.A girlfriend (platonic) who is the type you'd like to marry, only there's no chance of sex. Can be used by one girl about another girl, if the girls aren't lesbians.
As in:
Girl 1: OMG, will you marry me? You're so perfect for me.
Girl 2: I can't, you don't have a penis.
Girl 1: That's ok, you can be my wife without benefits (wwb).
A guy can also use this term about a good female friend who he shares his life with but isn't attracted to physically - i.e. there's no chemistry.
Guy: I tell you everything.
Girl: I know, we should get married.
Guy: It's almost like we are. You're basically my wife without benefits.
As in:
Girl 1: OMG, will you marry me? You're so perfect for me.
Girl 2: I can't, you don't have a penis.
Girl 1: That's ok, you can be my wife without benefits (wwb).
A guy can also use this term about a good female friend who he shares his life with but isn't attracted to physically - i.e. there's no chemistry.
Guy: I tell you everything.
Girl: I know, we should get married.
Guy: It's almost like we are. You're basically my wife without benefits.
Also derogatory for a sad situation where a couple wants to stay together, for the children, and also for friendship love, but the steam has gone out of the marriage, or the wife is holding back to punish the guy, or the woman can't sustain sexual interest.
Guy 1: How are things going the wife?
Guy 2: They're alright.
Guy 1: Just alright, eh? You guys appeared to be getting along well at the party last night.
Guy 2: Ya, we get along. Things are ok. But I'm not sure how much longer I can last in this situation. I didn't sign for a wife without benefits.
Also used where a wife won't indulge in a guy's minor fetish, like oral or spanking.
Girl on net: You married?
Guy: Kinda.
Girl: Kinda?
Guy: Well I have a wife without benefits.
Girl: You don't have sex?
Guy: Only missionary.
Girl: And that's not enough for you?
Guy: No.
Girl: Well, why don't you get divorced and look for someone new?
Guy: It's complicated.
Girl: Well, I'm glad you admitted it, but I'm not really into married guys. Too bad, because I do enjoy benefits...
Guy 1: How are things going the wife?
Guy 2: They're alright.
Guy 1: Just alright, eh? You guys appeared to be getting along well at the party last night.
Guy 2: Ya, we get along. Things are ok. But I'm not sure how much longer I can last in this situation. I didn't sign for a wife without benefits.
Also used where a wife won't indulge in a guy's minor fetish, like oral or spanking.
Girl on net: You married?
Guy: Kinda.
Girl: Kinda?
Guy: Well I have a wife without benefits.
Girl: You don't have sex?
Guy: Only missionary.
Girl: And that's not enough for you?
Guy: No.
Girl: Well, why don't you get divorced and look for someone new?
Guy: It's complicated.
Girl: Well, I'm glad you admitted it, but I'm not really into married guys. Too bad, because I do enjoy benefits...
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someone who really doesn't deserve to live
someone who really doesn't deserve to live
ryan "hillary duff is a living joke without a punchline"
random 16 year old girl "hillary duff rules you are just jealous!"
ryan" umm why are your pants still on?"
random 16 year old girl "hillary duff rules you are just jealous!"
ryan" umm why are your pants still on?"
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Get the paris hilton without makeup mug.An arrogant piece of shit rent-a-cop and ape. He is currently the host of a shitty day time T.V. show call the "Steve Wilkos Show" (such an ego!) This man is a freakin' joke and just has a large ego! Another thing, many of his guest are actors who gettin' paid for being yelled at for an hour.
He's nothing but a big bully who likes to pick on smaller people, but you know if somebody larger than him comes around, he back down like the bitch he is.
He's nothing but a big bully who likes to pick on smaller people, but you know if somebody larger than him comes around, he back down like the bitch he is.
by Belly Rubber October 15, 2008
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