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Basic White Girl 

A girl usually white (no offense to white people), who...

1.) Wears converse (usually white colored) and brown ugg boots

2.) Loves movies like "To all The Boys I've Loved Before" and "The Kissing Booth"

3.) Wears highwaisted jeans and crop tops from Forever 21, or Brandy Melville

4.) Plays volleyball

5.) Has no butt and is shaped like a pole

6.) Claims that they love food even though they don't eat

7.) When they do eat they eat Chick Fil A because they have abandoned Chipotle

8.) Are obsessed with their dog (but who's not?)

9.) Think they are fat when their bones are popping out

10.) Wear addidas joggers and hats

11.) Pretend that they wear glasses

12.) Get braces because they are "cute"

13.) Claims that their hair is greasy and uses dry shampoo

14.) Doesn't know how to say excuse me

15.) Has a mom who gives them anything they want

16.) Has an IPhone XS or XS Max

17.) Names are, Chelsea, Briana, Casey, Kelsey, Lindsay, Maddie, Brooke,Lilly, Caitlyn, Allison, Mackenzie, Abby, Alyssa etc..
Brian: Look, there's Maddie!
Tyler: Yeah she's a basic white girl, definitely my type.

typical white girl moment

when a white girl uses tik to 24/7 and does tik toks with her friend group and try to be funny.
they also think that their music taste is superior than anime or Japanese or any other kind of music.
me: hey
white girl : hey
me: wanna hear some music i like?
white girl: it better not be anime music
me: its 1980 japaneese future funk
white girl: is that anime?
me:some what yea
her: EWWW DONT PLAY THAT HERE LISTEN TO RENEGADE AND ROXXANE
me: im bouta get racist
this is a typical white girl moment

white girl ebonics

a slang/second language between white girls (or any girls who are not of black/mullato origin). Typically heard between very close friends who grew up together and usually the girls grew up in the south so really it could be considered "white trash ebonics" because of the "southern accents" they grew up around. The girls who speak this slang language are most likely very articulate and typically have an eloquent speaking style in normal life and around new people when making a first impression. If you meet a girl who speaks really well and one day she starts to loosen up and starts accentuating a few words in her sentences with slang like, "Hey....whashoo doin?" or "gurrrrllll.....she be a dumb ho." or even "what up baby! holler!!", then you know she feels comfortable with you and you most likely are going to be friends forever.
Jenny: "She was so stupid trying to be all ghetto with how she was talking."
Nicole: "No, she was actually speaking white girl ebonics. I know cuz she's my home girl...I grew up wit her yo. So shut that gossipy ass mouth before someone busts a cap in yo 'wanna be a perfect princess' ass."

White girl 

White girls vary in all catagories except being white. Its best to address them in their habitat of Starbucks. They love boy bands. They say they love all kinds of music. They can give you the life stories of people in one direction but can't name 3 people in the Beatles. White girls hunt in packs, hunting down any cute Boys so they can talk about him, date him, and then break up with him saying how it's all their fault until they are back up. White girls are connving. Especially to others. Their natural appearance conists of ugs, yoga pants, booty shorts, vans or converse. Each one wields a iPhone, in which they use to spread information about themselves and others. usually 5th generation or up. If you encounter a white girl, avoid eye contact because if you don't they will fall in "love" with you and hook on you forever. And never, ever. EVER tell it anything personal because soon the whole city will know. If you are in an area always have 2 Starbucks gift cards and a fake concert ticket to throw and distract it.
Starbucks equals the white girl best
White girl by Dohboy February 9, 2015

white girl wasted

the kind of drunk where you blackout and you make white girl esque decisions as in wake up in a stranger's bed or lose your car or destroy things and your friends have no idea what happened because they couldn't keep up with you.
We are going to get white girl wasted tonight!
white girl wasted by tipton91 February 28, 2011

White girl 

girl with light skin. cute as hell but usually can't dance worth a damn.
1: who's that girl trying to dance over there?
2: is she white?
1: yeah, why?
2: explains it all. white girl can't dance.
White girl by fly on the wall x3 August 16, 2009