Whiskey whispers

When after having consumed an aggressive amount of whiskey, the imbiber loses the ability to speak at a proper volume

Oh, I guess Maurissa has them whiskey whispers (again).

by Creamerica September 21, 2020

Whiskey Uncle

Always drunk, gets you into alcohol and drugs, is hella creepy & weird af.

Well look at him. He is the definition of a Whiskey Uncle.

by theawkwardbong March 10, 2018

Whiskey Stain

A dent or scratch (obviously self-inflicted by way of an unseen post, parking meter, parked car, barrier....etc.) Usually seen on the rear quarter panel of a pick-up truck and/or car. Driver is likely unaware of his whiskey stain until next morning/afternoon.

"Hey, check out the whiskey stain on the side of Joe's truck"

by JudgeETOX June 3, 2009

Whiskey Pilot

When you aren’t sure what you have to go to the bathroom for, but you know you have to go.

I honestly might have to make this trip a Whiskey Pilot because I don’t really know if I have to do a #1 or #2 or maybe even a #3.

by 20Jawless July 13, 2021

whiskey duty

what chicks get when they drink to much and are too dry and un-aroused to have sex.

I got her home and finally got her pants off but couldn't bang her because she had whiskey duty

by merrik5 April 10, 2013

whiskey camping

The act of binge drinking then passing out outside.

I got so drunk before I screwed your mom that on the way home I ended up whiskey camping.

by Dingle5884 January 14, 2021

whiskey moment

Unlike a "man moment" or "nigga moment", a whiskey moment is when two people who are on a purely platonic level for a variety of reasons, mutually enjoy a really hard drink over some mutually exchanged rememberence of recently learned experience through a significant portion of struggle.

Whether or not the struggle was being celebrated as a result of the very recent experience, is irrelevant. The struggle could be being "celebrated" (or simply acknowledged) as a result of struggle over the past year, or a series of struggles that haven't been acknowledged over the past several years.

The bottom line being, that the moment is being acknowledged with an influential friend/mentor-type of person in your life as a pivoting experience of your life, with goals of moving forward in a much more productive and useful direction.

Getting flat-out drunk may or may not be a part of the equation, but being responsible about your behaviour in the duration of this chunk of time is critical in defining how you will continue to successfully move forward from this experience.

If however, the problem/struggle involves alcohol abuse...the "whiskey moment" can still be represented as a metaphorical one, but acknowledging the moment with some mutually agreed upon non-alcoholic (or whiskey-flavoured) alternative, is.

"Even though he's been struggling with cancer over the past year, he insisted that we have a whiskey moment to remind me that my own life is not worth continuing to throw it away, abusing drugs and alcohol."

by Ro Nin May 19, 2015