What The Magic?!

A phrase commonly shouted when you are being knocked around as a small baby by a giant orange rubber ball.

BOOM! uhh what the what was that?! OOOH! what is happinuh?!? Gahhh grAvity. ahahahhhh what the magic?!?! BOOM!

by SkyBase July 11, 2011

what the shit

First popularized to mainstream audiences by "The Matrix" in 1999 by a businessman, played by actor Jeremy Ball, this phrase is a counter-culture version of 'what the fuck' used previously. Abbreviated as 'WTS', the phrase had seen limited use in late 1998, prior to the the box-office release of "The Matrix", in online BBS and chat forums.

"What the shit, that's my phone!" - Businessman, "The Matrix"

"What the shit -- My phone!" - Businessman, "The Matrix" (1997 Screenplay)

by defor July 30, 2008

what the bashta

1)an expression which is often exclaimed by a party in disbelief, during times of amazement, bewilderment, and/or bedazzlement.
2)Bashta is the Bulgarian translation for the English word, "father." Thus, roughly translating the term into, "What, The Father!"
3)a synonym for "oh my gosh."

"..so i'm really excited about tomorrow! i've been planning this for so long, and the tickets for just the two of us cost me a small fortune."

"oh, tomorrow? yeah, i decided i'm not going with you anymore.."

"WHAT??! WHAT THE BASHTA??!?!!"

by DictionaryHQ August 10, 2007

What the Earthquake?

Used after potentially experiencing an earthquake, often posted on Twitter or Facebook statuses.

Can also be used through instant/text messages.

Originated in California's SF Bay Area.

Person 1: What the Earthquake?! Damn, did you feel that?

Person 2: Dude, I just moved to Colorado remember? I have tornadoes, loneliness, and other stuff to worry about.

by agtin January 7, 2010

What the fucking

Inproper use of present continuous.

Player1 died.
Player1 : What the fucking how I die?

by Jožek112 July 13, 2019

what the fuck bro

Something Chad says to Derek when something crazy is happening

Chad said Derek when Chad got a new stepsister what the fuck bro

by Wolfie the titan February 10, 2021

what the fuck ever

An extremely dismissive variant of "whatever." Typically employed when you really don't want to hear something and a regular whatever just won't cut it.

Or when spiking an infant into a field goal.

Gabriel: This one time I sp- I spiked an infant into a field goal. Minos Prime begged me not to. He cried on his knees like a bitch.

Minos: O, Gabriel, thy gore shall-
Gabriel: What the fuck ever. *proceeds to absolutely own a human baby*

by extremely aggressive mailman January 8, 2023