Welching

To get the fizzy drink welch and use a funnel and funnel it down a mans penis hole and to eject it out via urinating and into another male/females nose then drunk with a straw.

Heyy john want to welch? john: sure i love welching shoot it up my nose then i will drink it out gee wiz guys we shuld have a welch party

by the averice of man November 24, 2010

Welching

The act of stuffing a woman's vagina full of grapes, then using your penis (or fist) to mash up the grapes. If you're feeling adventurous you can even use your foot. After the mashing, you may procede to drink the sweet grape elixir directly from the stanky vagina.

Christopher Walken: "Last night, I was welching, that bitch. So hard."

You: Speechless

by Nicolas Cage: Time Traveler August 13, 2010

Wench

A person who has thrown their life away to persue a career in food technology. Or anyone who tries to pass off cooking as a GCSE.

That boy Jackson is such a wench. Why couldn't he take real GCSEs

by HughJerection May 1, 2015

Welch

A goddess, a loved person

She is a welch

by 6490 April 6, 2003

wench

Your mother if she was a pirate.

If your mother lived in times of pirates she would be a wench:

Mr. Pirate: Hey, looking good.
Your mom: Two pieces of eight honey..

by Mortification7 May 3, 2009

Wench

A word to describe someone as very strong, or muscular. Can also be described as hench

Man 1: "Look at that guy doing the weights, he's bare wench"

Man 2: "What do you expect, look at the weights hes lifting"

by topmajorj September 3, 2009

wench

Modern definitions of wench:

1. Girlfriend

2. A whipped man

3. An asshole

Guy A: "Hey man you're not seeing the wench again tonight are you?" (1)
Guy B: "Yeah"
Guy A: "Oh my god you're such a wench" (2)
Guy B: "Shut up wench" (3)

by captain jack July 24, 2006