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Rockefeller Weekend

Rockefeller Weekend generally starts on or a few days before the third last banking day of the month (depending on wether you receive your Ontario Works or ODSP cheque by mail or direct deposit).

The proper procedure for a sucsessful rockefeller weekend is:

1: Recieve your cheque.
2: Buy enough Ciggerettes to last for the next three days.
3: Smoke crack, drink, smash morph until your cheque is depleated.
4:Spend the night at Withdrawl Managment if you cant sneak back into the shelter.
5:Return to buming smokes and butt banging. Tell your social worker that your cheque got stolen... again.
*Homeless Shelter Log-book entry: "Heads up, Its Rockefeller Weekend."
by -30- May 15, 2005
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Weekend Visitor

A person that you sleep with for a couple of days. A two or three night stand.
"Did you see my weekend visitor, man she was hot."
by Philip Schuchman October 8, 2008
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Weekend song

The song that you're totally into for one week. At the end it's the best song right now.
John: Man, you've been listening to Franz Ferdinand's new song for days
Paul: Sorry, it's my weekend song
by Intredan March 6, 2009
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weekend fucker

Noun.

A person who ruins weekends. Namely by requiring others to attend meetings, do work, or finish projects over the weekend because of their incompetence, inefficient planning, and/or laziness.

Frequently occurs in college dorms and office settings.
I had to go in on a Saturday because that new guy didn't finish the paperwork on time! Weekend fucker.

Those weekend fuckers waited until Sunday to email me that they would not be finishing their half of the lab report due Monday afternoon.
by King George the Cat February 27, 2012
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Weekend-itis

A sick day on either side of your normal days off causing your weekend to swell.
I came down with weekend-itis when Friday got in the way of my three day weekend.
by Finzano07 April 28, 2012
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weekend farmer

A city slicker trying to raise farm animals in a metro/suburb area. Not to be confused with the common gardening and cultivation of vegetables and fruits. Raising a menagerie of different types of pets for food or as a hobby.
My in laws are now retired and they are becoming weekend farmers, by raising miniature pigs and fancy chickens in their backyard.
by Neoking CAWL September 28, 2013
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weekend effect

The good/overwhelming feeling you have basically because the weekend is approaching
A:You look so bright today,anything good coming?
B:I've got the weekend effect
by Master flex October 31, 2013
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