Sloane had started her period, and had not gotten her beaver waxed in over one year. She didn't shower regularily, and what became of her pubic hair was a bloody mess, clots of blood and hair. Her downstairs was more like a bearded axe wound than anything female.
by Corrie McNulty September 03, 2008
The act of creating injury to oneself, whether it be physical, emotional, personal loss, mental anguish, etc.
John lost the love of his life when he messed around with another woman resulting in her dumping him. "Wow, that was a self inflicted wound".
by ejkruzr January 15, 2012
Rather crude term describing a social situation in which there is a significantly greater number of females than males in attendance.
Antonym of "Sausage Fest"
- While ordinarily this would be considered “a win”, it may also suggest that you are the only dude at a lesbian soirée :)
Antonym of "Sausage Fest"
- While ordinarily this would be considered “a win”, it may also suggest that you are the only dude at a lesbian soirée :)
by martinbc June 04, 2009
by Ron j October 01, 2003
by Darren Daley May 08, 2006
Don't fuck Jessica tonight; she has a bloody hatchet wound and you'll get your dick covered in her menstruation!!!
by Telephony October 01, 2018
"As he stepped away from his latest victim, it became apparently obvious by the way her legs lay, that he had indeed left more than one open axe wound on her corpse." - From the Diary of Jack the Ripper.
by Ebs August 21, 2003