Windows 95

32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a

16 bit patch to an

8 bit operating system originally coded for a

4 bit microprocessor, written by a

2 bit company, that can't stand

1 bit of competition.

A new navy unmanned boat has sunk due to an error with its Windows 95 operating system.

by Severin Victor May 4, 2004

Windows rot

"Windows Rot" is the name someone gave the process by which a Windows machine becomes progressively slower the longer you use it and the more software you install on it.

I think I'll have to reinstall XP since the Windows Rot has slowed it down so badly...

by Elvis February 24, 2006

Windows CEMeNT

The original codename for Vista.

A combination of Windows CE, Windows Me, and Windows NT, all to make sure your computing experience is the worst you've ever had.

The name implies that it gets nowhere fast, as the operating system proved that.

I heard they're working on a new operating system called Windows CEMeNT.

by Independence76 October 27, 2009

window blankets

It's a word to define curtains

"I see you have your windows boarded up,"
"Yeah I have the glass just not the window blankets."
"You mean curtains.?"
"Yeah those."

by Stacey fern July 14, 2014

windows vista

The best selling product that nobody ever wanted.

1:"Can I get my new PC without windows vista?"

2:"nope"

by _K. April 10, 2008

Windows 10

Spyware that installs itself without the user's consent.

Windows 10: The latest virus plaguing Windows PCs is actually from Microsoft.

by The Little Carrot Who Could May 17, 2016

windows update

The way Microsoft finds out that your copy of Windows is pirated

"Windows Update" has determined that your installation key is not valid, and therefore setup cannot proceed. Contact your system administrator for more information.

by DaveK September 6, 2003