Wasserman

a white, obese male (often a teacher) who is utterly obsessed with the smell, feel and texture of women’s hair. he does not ask for consent before sniffing and playing with hair.

“hey, stop being a wasserman!”

by Wasserman October 29, 2019

waster

Someone who leaves their waste products all around on the table

John you are such a waster, clean up your mess

by dead devil April 27, 2010

wastered

Being really drunk and stoned at the same time.

I drank a pint of Jack and smoked a blunt, I'm so wastered right now.

by kellythephilly March 9, 2007

horse wisper squared

a person who can fit 300 dildos in one ear and 1264 up there ass

derik cummings is an horse wisper squared

by halo2 March 24, 2005

willy washer

a willy washer is when you pee in a urinal and some liquid (either water or urine) splashes back on you

dude i just went in to the bathroom and i got a total willy washer

by Conor Mc May 8, 2005

wasteress

A waitress who is very beautiful and is therefore wasted in being a waitress (should instead be a model).

She can't open a bottle of wine, but what a wasteress!

by mouflon_mouflon May 7, 2010

Wasser

Wasser. Noun. A very large buttock.

Your butt is much wider than mine, you have a Wasser.

by Lair Hip Peg Leg June 12, 2018