viking swig

To drink so messily that foam is left all in the beard, giving the impression of a hale pillager

Dude, wipe your face. Your viking swig was a bit much.

by indrabar December 6, 2007

Vikinging

Verb (used with object), Vikinged.

When people from Viking countries interfere with another country's shit whether they want it or not, and then brag about it afterwards.

Word origin: Some Norwegian Editorial team made it up.

'Bjørn, have you been vikinging again? Its just, i can't help but notice that you invited yourself round last night, whilst I was out, and impregnated my wife.'

'Yes Magnus, thats correct. I noticed you've been trying for a few months without success and thought I'd just get it done. She came 8 times, its a boy, you're welcome.'

by Biff82 September 19, 2014

Violin Strings

Slang term for large or bulging veins on the penis.

She gripped my penis so hard I thought she would snap my violin strings!

by TehNickelJ January 24, 2019

Viking Firetruck

When you get on all fours, make siren noises, and urinate on your girlfriend in honor of Odin.

"last night I viking firetrucked my girl for Valhalla."

by thatonedeadboy November 27, 2020

Cutlery viking

synonym for a 'woman'. placing emphasis on the fact she belongs in the kitchen, in a comical fashion, amongst the varying amounts of cutlery contained there.

me: you're a cutlery viking
woman a: oh, what does that mean?
me: it means you belong in the kitchen.

by Women's_rights_101 November 29, 2009

Vikings with manners

Royals, or the British royal family.

Those thieving Royals are just Vikings with manners.

by atty1chgo May 23, 2007

Viking Funeral

The act of lighting a clump of toilet paper on fire atop ones excrement in a standard toilet bowl and then flushing the toilet causing a beautiful flaming typhoon. The fire and Log are eventually swallowed by the toilet leaving a last puff of smoke with a strong ancient burning odor.

This act is most often deployed when an individual feels the need to mask the smell of their excrement when the standard pack of matches is not available but a lighter is at hand. The burning toilet paper shows a 76% masking of the odor in most cases vs. 89% for a book of matches. Wooden matches provide an impressive 96% masking.

The second most popular reason for deploying this act is for the sheer proudness an individual may feel about the crap they created. As if it deserved to be sent off in style.

That doodie was so awesome. It was shaped like a C for Chris! I had to give it a Viking Funeral Bro!

by crisp11 November 20, 2010